Peter Brieck

Comedian. Sandwich enthusiast. Manhunter.

[Peter Brieck @PeterBrieck]

When you eat ice cream too fast.

[Four String Brewing @fourstringbrew]

Beat the Monday blues with a free comedy show at the taproom! 6:30-8pm. Tonight's headliner is @TomPlute. 1/2 off all @MamaMimisPizza. 🍕

[Peter Brieck @PeterBrieck]

@JacketSleeves I'm on the edge of glory. *dances to Edge of Glory by Lady Gaga*

[Jonathan Stiffler @jdstiffler]

This is your yearly reminder that Mitch Hedberg would've been the king of twitter.

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@RealHughJackman Just watched Logan! You cut up more people than 15 chainsaws duct taped to a runaway fire hose! Great work!

[Peter Brieck @PeterBrieck]

@WolverineMovie Logan slashed up more people than a blind epileptic Japanese steakhouse chef. Very good movie!

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Combination fireworks store/gas stations are the combination Pizza Hut/Taco Bells of Tennessee #wombocombo

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@IgniteServices Hilton Garden in Huntsville was great! Spotless room and pro staff. Laundry room and gym were a great bonus.Def stay again!

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@jdstiffler I will now involuntarily associate my haircuts with that.

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Rumor confirmed. @pepsi is Skynet.

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I'm starting a gym called Ferngully The Last Gain Forest.

[Peter Brieck @PeterBrieck]

I think a realistic life goal for me is to die in an upscale gutter. I'm thinking historic cobble stone.

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Just took pre-workout to wake up. Your move, Tuesday.

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Just tucked my shirt in. Shit's about to get real.

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If my career path goes the Magic Mike route, my stage name will be Tease Puff. I'll just throw cheese puffs at people.

[Sam Brieck @Brieckdraw]

I've been working on story stuff with @PeterBrieck. Keep yur peepers peeled. More is on the way.

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I'm going to invent a watch that keeps track of how much you party and tells you if you not partying enough. It'll be called a Litbit.

[Peter Brieck @PeterBrieck]

Made me a reuben sandwich. Dropped it on the ground. It's ruined. Now I'm sitting in ashes, wearing rags. Weeping. Saturday night is lit!