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who needs me??! you wanna go to Buffalo, to beat the Bills, with Bernie Parmalee??

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Mike Schur looks like a single Cheerio floating in milk

@LeBatardShow #lookslikegame

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Twitter is over. Bye bots.

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@jessmstephens Wool Smith

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@TheNBACentral

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@ESPNChristine Just join Meadowlark well keep you informed

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@NickAdamsinUSA Democrats are the only Americans left

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@chrisdanger01 Put their rings in a box, and MJs rings in a box, and tell me who has more

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@chrisdanger01 Also they’re blue people, they just think they’re red bc of that infomercial they saw at 330 am

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@ArtVand59858733 @ACTBrigitte Idk why I’m arguing this, but what if you could earn the right to vote early BY joining the military ?

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@MichaelRyanRuiz @NFL #slownewsreport

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@RexChapman If that’s the Canyon of Heroes, Brett Gardner is chugging a Pabts blue ribbon, and everyone’s happy

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@pghtos @LeBatardShow @GetUpESPN Takin it to the Saint-a-roonies tho, Danno

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@rich_seitz @LeBatardShow HA!

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@getnickwright I only care about what our bedfellows at @DKSportsbook say @LeBatardShow

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@irishecko @UberFacts It’s funny bc I immediately went to the opening credits to Look Who’s Talking where the sperm are all racing to the egg, also a Travolta vehicle

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@TMKSESPN @HDumpty39 @DonLagreca I love it Don take him to the woodshed

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@gregcote I don’t know why we’re doing this but here’s my goodgirl