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Not a Sufficient Source of Protein.

[Pzuzu @PeterEganWrites]

@hausofdecline I thought the joke was she was robbing her while her glasses were off.

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@thejordanhart @coochieprintz @latkedelrey She got her revenge. It just wasn’t without a price. The point the movie is trying to make is that the system failed. She should never have had to do the things she did to get justice, and it isn’t presenting her vigilantism as a solution to a systemic problem.

[Sabuuchi (CEO of Bans) @Saboogus]

>40% mortality rate

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This is the sequel to House of Leaves and don’t try to convince me it isn’t.

[Hub City Spartanburgers @Spartanburgers_]

still don’t know what this thing was

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@JohnnyCallicutt This has arrested development “bees?” vibes

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If Donkey Kong was in the 90s Mario Movie.

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@Rukia1994443 There were plenty of low budget slideshow anime in 2008. We just don’t talk about them today.

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@Axl_hk I think he just means that he thought he knew about every individual stronger than Ginyu, not that Ginyu was the second strongest. There could be plenty of people stronger than Ginyu, he just thought he knew all of them.

[Pzuzu @PeterEganWrites]

Love. Love is the reason you fucking ghoul.

[Wilfred Reilly @wil_da_beast630]

A genuine question for my lesbian homies: what IS the appeal of a woman who looks exactly like a very small and weak man, and who offers basically sex with plastic replicas of male sex organs?

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@Srirachachau In The McElroy Brother’s DnD podcast they named a tight canyon pathway “Letterman’s Gap” and I think about that a lot.

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@TurnipsOddAudio @fantagraphics It’s such a funny comic to pair that quote with.

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@YourBudTevin Nepotism isn’t about genetics. It’s about privilege. Luffy was an orphan raised in a poor fishing village. His only “advantage” was a devil fruit that almost anyone else would have found useless. The only blood relative he’s ever met actively opposes his life choices.

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@TurnipsOddAudio Y'know that new performative manufactured outrage you’ve been looking for? Well—

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@NoContextBrits If music be the food of love, play on.

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

This is just like eddington

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@MattWalshBlog If someone asked me to guess the race of a murderer, I would tell them that’s the craziest fucking thing I’ve ever been asked and they should be ashamed of themselves.

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@AuntyDonnaBoys My head says ‘Cowdoy in the City’, but my heart says ‘Cowdoy in the City 2’.

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@AuntyDonnaBoys No pud for the States. We haven’t earned it.

Oh who am I kidding we could still have a little bit of pud.

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@markmcconville “This Song is called Go-Bots are Better than Transformers.”

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@dumplstiltskin @ComedyBangBang Bone like a Skeleton’s Money. In their world bones equal dollars. The skeletons will pull your hair, up but not out. All they want is another chance at life. They’ve never seen so much as this. Underground there’s half as much food as this… and Queef like a pussy fart.