In the early 2000’s I didn’t realize my alarm clock was sooo loud and being a deep sleeper I’d often make it through most of my wake-up song. One day a bold note appeared in the lobby: "WHOEVER IS PLAYING MAMBO NUMBER 5 AT 5:30 AM, PLEASE STOP WE CAN ALL HEAR IT!"
Oopsies!
All hell has broken loose at Putin's Economic Forum after Steven Seagal has reportedly eaten several members of the Chinese delegation.
Here, hurriedly waddling from the scene of the crime.
@sseagalofficial
Zelenskyy wrote an open letter to Putin‼️
"Whatever you say about NATO, geopolitics, and the russian language, this war is your personal choice—a war with no real reason. That is exactly how history will remember it."
I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.
"It's just fucking rich liberals who want homo-fascism in the country. That's it. They want gay fascism."
All of Hasan's candidates lost in California, so he responds by ranting about 'homo fascism' (but Leftistly)!
Great guy. The party should totally embrace him!
Kyrylo Budanov, head of Ukrainian Presidential Office:
The Russian society was not morally prepared for the potential massive appearance of drones, and sometimes, missiles. For them, it is a shock.
They are not ready and refuse to accept it. They believed this would never happen because they are so strong and powerful, and everyone fears them. Turns out, that’s not the case.
St. Petersburg forum just opened. Russias flagship global showcase. Thick smoke fills the sky, the airport shut down.
Putin’s massive strikes on Kyiv after Victory Day have consequences. Russia won’t be hosting their events in “peace” ever again.
Hey Maine Democrats, jettison Platner now. He’ll lose to Collins just based on the shit we know about him now. And there will be lots more shit coming out on him. Janet Mills remains on the ballot. Vote for her. She’ll beat Collins. And that’s the only thing that matters, right?
🚨 The House just voted 218-204 to move forward on the discharge petition to provide military aid to Ukraine and impose tough sanctions on Russia. The House will vote on final passage tomorrow. This is our Churchill moment and we must pass the test.
I think back to 2006 and Montana Dems were absolutely dominating the state and everyone was studying their success. Twenty years later and all of that Montana momentum is gone.
The hard truth is Democrats will be incapable of delivering any meaningful policy goals until they are competitive in Montana.