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[Uproas.io @uproas_agency]

2025 was an interesting year for Uproas.

We learned a lot.
We had highs and lows.
And in Q3–Q4 things really clicked.

We hit $30M in monthly ad spend across our customers.

We started Uproas in July 2024 because we were getting ad accounts banned and needed a better solution.
Today, we’re running multiple successful e-commerce and software brands thanks to the connections and infrastructure we’ve built.

2026 will be a big year.
Heavy focus on content marketing, near-dominant SEO in our space, major partnerships, and pushing total ad spend to new highs.

Just getting started 🚀

[Uproas.io @uproas_agency]

Partnership Announcement 📣

UPROAS X BUSTEM

Copycats stealing your ads, cloning your store, and hijacking your brand? We teamed up with https://t.co/HxWEO7bL1B and @oliverbrocato to fix the other side of advertising. They detect and take down fake ads, counterfeit listings, and impersonators across Meta, TikTok, Amazon, Google, and more. Uproas helps you scale your ads. Bustem makes sure nobody steals them. Together, we're making the ad space cleaner for real advertisers.

[Engain @engain_io]

Reddit gets more Google traffic than Amazon.

And your brand still has no appearance on Reddit?

Reddit: 4.2B monthly visitors.
Amazon: 2.5B.

The platform everyone calls a "niche forum."
Quietly one of the biggest search traffic machines on earth.

And brands still aren't there.

Here's what's actually happening.

Google paid Reddit $60M/year for their data.
Reddit threads now outrank your website.
On your own keywords.

Your SEO blog post? Page 2.
A Reddit thread in your niche? Page 1.

The brands winning right now figured this out.

They're planting comments in Reddit threads.
And buyers are finding them through Google.
Without a single dollar in ad spend.

Stop fighting for page 1.
Start owning Reddit threads.

Turn Reddit into your biggest acquisition channel
→ https://t.co/YKWi1we9pK

#RedditMarketing #SEO #Ecommerce #DigitalMarketing

[🥱 @PeterWokabl]

@KenyaPower_Care Kindly help in processing this UD5EDBMTN2 Confirmed. Ksh50.00 sent to KPLC PREPAID for account 37208121246 on 5/4/26 at 7:32 PM New M-PESA balance is Ksh0.00.

[🥱 @PeterWokabl]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary still joblessssss

[Baba Ramilah ❁ @HeemMufc]

Kiherehere zenu zitakuja kufanya hii kitu ipotee

[Weetu🇰🇪 @weetu___]

43 hot boiled eggs and 35 smokies done and dusted💪.

Number ni 0725867265.

[🥱 @PeterWokabl]

@Kibet_bull Didn't this guy go through a great deal of health issues? Pretty sure he spent all the money he had on that

[Andy Mitten @AndyMitten]

MUFC's summer 2025.
Defining Education Challenge Cup. Winners.
Premier League Summer Series. Winners.
Snapdragon Cup. Winners.

What a treble. Open top parade down Deansgate, Netflix series and limited edition shirts all TBC.

[🥱 @PeterWokabl]

@BrightonBubble We're man united, we paid that amount of Antony. I'd start looking at replacements if I were you

[🥱 @PeterWokabl]

@adaudos_treats @lauriewhitwell Glad to see he left united and is now on the course to win a Balondor. Who knows what would have happened to him if he stayed at the toxic club

[🥱 @PeterWokabl]

@exfootballfan As a captain he lost 3/4 finals for the club

[Eric @amerix]

So much tribal detestation on this app today.

We should as well cancel the SPACE tonight.

That is not what we are,

That is not what we should be.

Politicians use this raw hate we are fomenting against each other to thrive and divide us further.

#MadarakaDay

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

Thirty-five-year-old Rose Njeri was arrested for creating a link for Kenyans to give their views on the 2025 Finance Bill. She is currently being detained at Pangani Police Station in Nairobi.

Photo by Collins Oduor

[Hanifa @Honeyfarsafi]

Guys, they have arrested this lady over this tweet!!! She’s currently at Pangani police station and they’re denying her bail! Please spread and share her tweet ! You can never silence us !!!!

[🥱 @PeterWokabl]

@MainNeli_ If you're making people choose between joining you and dying, then you're no different from their oppressor. It's a very very narrow minded approach. A true believer of free will and self determination must respect the will of others.

[🥱 @PeterWokabl]

@OmegaLuke @lauriewhitwell He's 30. It's gonna happen in 2 or 3 years anyway so we might as well get relagated now and start rebuilding.

[Western_Wolf🐺 @Western_Wolf8]

@Kenyans God,she is left with one child,knock on her door again,we want to celebrate

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

Petition to rename Macmillan Library to Ngugi wa Thiong'o Library, or the Kenya National Library to Ngugi wa Thiong'o National Library.

[🥱 @PeterWokabl]

@C_NyaKundiH Doesn't matter. Russia will still lose. They have made a joke of themselves for the last 3 years and this is just one of them.