PharmEllie

I feel like I don’t have enough followers for this, but: views are my own and not those of my employer.

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Teenage sons v annoyed that my bracket strategy of “vibes” is finally working out for me.

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@ELE_Network @danpfeiffer So much more. 🥴

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How did Potty Monkey’s parents know to give him his name? Did they know he’d grow up to be a potty training influencer? Were they just hoping to push him in that direction?

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@b_ink I have nightmares about this inevitable roll out. They took what would be quick phone calls and made them an additional task. It’s just so incredibly stupid and is obviously worse for patients.

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@TheDrugMoney @laurlaur888 This rolling out gives me so much anxiety. What happens when we need to get ahold of a doctor? I leave them a message and then they call back and leave me a message? Infinite voicemail loop? Also, my patients will just come in when they can’t get through to a human.

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@raptorchocolate @mike_natter @cvspharmacy I came here to post this too!

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

Prescription for disaster: America's broken pharmacy system in revolt over burnout and errors https://t.co/T85R95Il1R

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Oh, inflation is at a generational high? Odd that corporate profits are also the highest they've ever been. Must be a coincidence. Probably should ignore that part.

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@TheDrugMoney @drugmonkey My techs won’t even agree to a free Uber to cover across town 😂 “want to go work the same job but people are a lot more upset at you and you don’t know them at all?”

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@sabarizvimd @novacarerx I can’t speak for the entire profession, but I, as a retail pharmacist, do NOT want the ability to do the things mentioned. The companies we work for want us to do these things. I do not know a single retail pharmacist who wants point of care testing.

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@clhubes My two year old, almost exclusively, just yells “no, no, no, nooooo!” when I give her two choices.

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@drugmonkey 🤚🏻I would love to contribute to that cause!

[Brandon @brandonharshe]

@esmemurphy @Target @AskTarget The same Target that closes as 6 PM and has bathrooms closed?

[👑 King of the Internets 👑 @k_of_the_i]

@esmemurphy @Target @AskTarget If they really wanted people to shop there, it would be open reasonable hours instead of closing at 6.

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@kmtwombly Unless you have to recite them for Trivia points, it just doesn’t matter.

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@TadSweebers Especially frustrating because I KNOW we used the same damn strands for like, 10 years when I was a kid!

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@DonellStiers @mrgrimm @dcburns74 @AkilahObviously Medicare Part B should cover them at the pharmacy! I bill them all day long for my patients. Send me a message if you’d like details.

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@theoxykitten we’re in a bit of a healthcare desert, so we’re doing walk-ins to help with access and many people thank us by complaining about the wait 😂😩

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@Changa_Husky @BklynInVa @rodstewart What babe?