The Jeerful Father

Husband. Father of four. Adjuster of thermostats. Closer of doors. Fixer of everything. Benadryl aficionado. #FruitOfMyLoins

[The Jeerful Father @Phil_Raynz]

Some days, my wife and I feel like shining examples of parents were all is well in the household. Kids feel loved. Parents have joy.

On other days, we feel more like business partners in a terrible non-profit organization.
#Dadlife #PatFrat #dadsquad #Parenting #marriage

[The Jeerful Father @Phil_Raynz]

@ryanhallyall Bloomsburg, Pa severe warned storm

[The Jeerful Father @Phil_Raynz]

@TonyGonzales4TX Congrats you convinced moronic boomers without Wi-Fi to vote for you solely because you have an R on the ballot and not because of your performance. Stop sucking and do your damed job, communist simp.

[The Jeerful Father @Phil_Raynz]

@dad_on_my_feet Are you sure you didn’t steal one of my kids?

[The Jeerful Father @Phil_Raynz]

@RealDoctorMike Hey Dr. Mike! When’s the episode that gives us phlebotomists some love? We perform a specialized invasive procedure that doctors rely on for diagnostic and maintenance information. People already hate us. Let’s shed some light on our role! You. Me. Let’s go!

[The Jeerful Father @Phil_Raynz]

@PNCBank_Help kinda silly to send a link to the main bank page when someone sends funds via popmoney and provide nothing on the main page, in search, or customer support. Assist?

[The Jeerful Father @Phil_Raynz]

You’re welcome. @mor100 @prestonelliot @CaseyBoyCasey @PrestonSteve933 @NickMcIlwain1 @MarisaMagnatta @kathyromano11

[The Jeerful Father @Phil_Raynz]

It’s true. #DadLife

[The Jeerful Father @Phil_Raynz]

Things all dads do:
Slap their kid on the head when they’re wearing a helmet and proclaim “helmet works!”
#dadlife

[The Jeerful Father @Phil_Raynz]

@MattWhitmanTMBH

[The Jeerful Father @Phil_Raynz]

Happy treason day my fellow ‘muricans. Always remember they blew the lead.

[The Jeerful Father @Phil_Raynz]

Keep rocking it my fellow essentials.

[The Jeerful Father @Phil_Raynz]

@WuTangClan

[The Jeerful Father @Phil_Raynz]

@jennycoleman14 @RavensClawGolf1 @ROAD2LPGA Nice putt and nice playing in that tournament. Hope for the best for you. Also, your caddie there (my old man) has high thoughts of you. Can’t say much for his hat though.

[The Jeerful Father @Phil_Raynz]

When I’m in the car with the kids and I rip a good one.
#PaybackForAllThoseDiaperChanges #dadlife #dadsquad #FruitOfMyLoins

[The Jeerful Father @Phil_Raynz]

@IrishIsRsmiling 14. Golf course. Mostly shuffled golf carts in and out of the barn for golfers to use. Clean when dirty. Gas when empty. Made more than min wage which was neat.

[The Jeerful Father @Phil_Raynz]

I’ve come to the realization that I’ve hit that point in my life that tying shoes is too much and tight shoes are uncomfortable. Loafers it is.

[The Jeerful Father @Phil_Raynz]

Many parents look forward to a time where their kids are older so they can exact revenge like wake them at 4am for no reason. But even with my oldest being 6, I already annoy my kids. Poke them. Sit on them. Fart in their general direction. It’s great. #dadlife

[The Jeerful Father @Phil_Raynz]

@DadBits I’ll do ya one better. When I have to use my personal phone for work matters and a patient calls me at 7pm tonchat because they’re bored.

[The Jeerful Father @Phil_Raynz]

@Dapple_TXUSA Both cause raging IBS.