Phillip Ellett

The Supreme Emperor of the Earth, Honorable Potentate of the Midnight Dynasty of the Eternal Philatronic Empire.

[Phillip Ellett @PhillipEllett]

@UberEats Why are you committing False Advertising? You sent an email with a discount code that doesn't expire until April 18th, but today, April 16th, you said I couldn't use it because it was expired! How does that work? Your worthless Help Section said the same thing!

[Phillip Ellett @PhillipEllett]

@dkhos
Why am I, a disabled veteran, getting messages falsely accusing me of not wearing a mask during a ride? When I finally reach customer service, I only get more dismissive "you're wrong/we're not listening to you" replies?
Do you hate your customers?
#makeuberlisten

[Phillip Ellett @PhillipEllett]

@Uber
I want to know the date & time of the accusation, so I may gather evidence I that I did NOT fail to follow procedure.
Otherwise, I will be referring the matter to the BBB.

[Phillip Ellett @PhillipEllett]

@Uber
Therefore, whatever report you received would be false.
You are accusing a disabled veteran of breaking state ordinance without even asking me my side of the story. And you didn't even ask me if it was true! Where is your proof?

[Phillip Ellett @PhillipEllett]

@Uber
I want to know why I received a message about not wearing a mask during a recent ride. This is a lie.
I used Uber to travel between home & work. My work has constant video surveillance which will show me wearing a mask when getting in or out of a vehicle.

[Phillip Ellett @PhillipEllett]

Is that hot chocolate, melted marshmallows, & Bailey's Irish Cream? Yes, yes it is.
#51DegreesInLA https://t.co/kfTNMKFzSt

[Phillip Ellett @PhillipEllett]

Ever wonder what happens to a werewolf if they drink moonshine, especially when it's not a full… https://t.co/GX7d8fmkp5

[Phillip Ellett @PhillipEllett]

First free food of the day. Thanks Hometown Buffett!
#FreeStuff
#YayMe https://t.co/cIEIlvmAZx

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Okay guys, I'll see you tomorrow night. Gonna talk about everything. These past few days, this year. I need it. We need it? I hope? https://t.co/VLT73zVz4D

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

First Look at the Massive DC/CW Crossover.

What's not to love about multiple pay checks? https://t.co/YPxga0GZgh

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

The "California becoming its own country" is the stupidest idea that I wish had become a reality a year ago.

[Nerdist @nerdist]

RIP #LeonardCohen. A look at the lyrical genius of one of our greatest songwriters: https://t.co/WpOj8JWBSt

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

#FantasticBeasts press conference! Katherine, David and I weren't praying, despite appearances.

[Eugene Mirman @EugeneMirman]

Does anyone know who on Trump's transition team is heading up the changeover from America 2016 to Germany 1933?

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Perhaps this was not clear
I am not opposed 2 dissent
particularly 4 the 🚽 who has been elected
I was suggesting we don't commit hate crimes https://t.co/kTLjtrllE0

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

RIP Leonard Cohen. Ugh. It feels pointed, this death. It's making us remember songs like Come Healing which is a good one for these days

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Hey lady behind me who asked the flight attendant to ask me to close my window shade: I'm asking Twitter to tell you to go fuck yourself.

[NASA @NASA]

Space mechanic is an awesome job title. Important repair work on @Space_Station and more on our weekly update. Q? Use #SpaceToGround. Watch:

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Leonard Cohen dying is so goddamned symbolic right now. You just don't let up, do you 2016?