Dank memester

I bought a dinosaur onesie and I feel ashamed

[Dank memester @PhillipsLion]

I have a uke that I don't even play what the fuck

[Dank memester @PhillipsLion]

Firmly
Grasp
It

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

rt if u r christmas af

[Dank memester @PhillipsLion]

@gleeknerds Thanks! How have you been!!???

[Dank memester @PhillipsLion]

@gleeknerds HOLY JESUS IT HAS BEEN FOREVER AND I'VE BEEN okay.

[Dank memester @PhillipsLion]

@PatrickStump do you ever taste your earwax?

[Dank memester @PhillipsLion]

@AmazingPhil 6.9

[Dank memester @PhillipsLion]

@danisnotonfire wot

[Dank memester @PhillipsLion]

@PatrickStump are your farts wet or dry?

[Dank memester @PhillipsLion]

@PatrickStump when you eat corn does your poop have corn in it?

[Dank memester @PhillipsLion]

@PatrickStump are your farts usually wet????

[Dank memester @PhillipsLion]

@PatrickStump are your farts usually wet???

[Dank memester @PhillipsLion]

@PatrickStump are your farts usually wet? 😏

[Dank memester @PhillipsLion]

@PatrickStump are your farts usually wet??

[Dank memester @PhillipsLion]

@PatrickStump are your farts usually wet?

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

i thought it'd be fun to let ppl with the Dan and Phil SIM 'dress up dan' today! i'm at the bbc. they voted for this.

[Dank memester @PhillipsLion]

@PatrickStump does your pee look like apple juice or lemonade? This is very important

[Dank memester @PhillipsLion]

@PatrickStump does your pee look like apple juice or lemonade?

[Dank memester @PhillipsLion]

@PatrickStump OMFG I CAN'T BREATH AND NOW I'M WORRIED MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR THAT SPECIALIZES IN POOP

[Dank memester @PhillipsLion]

@PatrickStump if you could pick an animal (could be extinct) to keep as a pet what would you pick?