blackbradpitt

“the realest Solipsist in the game”

[Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard]

You go to drop your kid off for their first day of school, and their teacher is a man in a dress who introduces himself as Lilith.

What’s your next move? 🤭

[blackbradpitt @Philluminati999]

@OwenBenjamin Just got my paperback and hardcover copies! Thanks for inspiring me to get 12 chickens and build a coop at my parent house.

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@Howlingmutant0 @carter6f @annakhachiyan “breaking barriers with every step” who writes this? 😂

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@OwenBenjamin I’m gonna have to buy multiple copies because whenever I let somebody borrow a book, they never give it back.
(You can guess who stole the book)

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@Gavin_McInnes If somebody did that to my couch, I would throw them out the window.

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@OwenBenjamin The suspicious activity was someone dropping a quarter and not immediately picking it up.

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@Gavin_McInnes Real PB’s would never take public transportation. #truckboyz

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@Slateproc @fleshsimulator https://t.co/nNbvfdx35i

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@KevinTu34917261 @CrackAmicoRAP Shane is a CIA plant used to push mediocrity forward.

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@HodlMagoo

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@AshOnega @aaronbergcomedy Rob Schneider the only one left…

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I live in the true middle of Gentrification. To my left is “The Wire”, to my right is “a guy walking multiple mini horses” and “electric one wheel scooter enthusiast guy”

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@kurtmetzger @russelldobular

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@Howlingmutant0 @MogTheUrbanite Then you find out 72% of war vets are into swinging.

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@paramounttactcl Lapel mic exploded like the pagers.

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@TyTheFisch Don’t let Reven the booker from Helium hear this!😂

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@OwenBenjamin I just don’t like that her eyes are too far apart. What’s that “alien face” physiognomy mean in gravy terms?

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@jaeger______ @printingguns really tho full auto isn’t that accurate with people who don’t practice regularly. There was a shootout where two cars dumped Draco’s at each other and nobody got hit.

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@lordhavemurcee My truck got stolen in January but I have LoJack and multiple “heaters” so I got it back in 12 hours but it cost $2K to repair.

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@lordhavemurcee

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@adamcarolla you gotta one to Greensboro, North Carolina. We have a Top Golf, a PF Changs, multiple strip clubs, race tracks, multiple Lamborghini and Ferrari dealerships, and you could get a mansion on acerage for less than a million.