GoodStevening

Iowa State University Alumni.

[GoodStevening @PietschSteve]

@NWSDesMoines. we had two inches around 745pm. This was taken after 9pm. On west side of Huxley.

[Brandon Gaudin @BrandonGaudin]

This is one of the coolest things I can recall seeing live at a baseball game

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: A German soccer fan who flew to the USA but was fearful about coming because of news about criminals and people being mean...

...breaks down into TEARS, live on air saying he has FALLEN IN LOVE with America after a random man named "Bob" in Boston gave him a ride home after he was stuck at a game with no way back to his hotel

The German soccer fan's name is Sebastian, he said after meeting Bob, he extended his entire trip.

He said leaving America will hurt worse than watching Germany get knocked out of the World Cup.

"I fall in love with America. I'm sorry, it's just so emotional. Americans are not rude... if we are together, we can achieve great things."

THIS IS THE AMERICA I KNOW!!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[GoodStevening @PietschSteve]

@NWSDesMoines West side of Huxley. Left side is morning of 7-3. Right is from over night 7-4

[Martyupnorth®- Unacceptable Fact Checker @Martyupnorth]

Somewhere there's a farmer's kid with a real sense of humour. This is genius.

[GoodStevening @PietschSteve]

Over five inches here in west side of Huxley since last evening @nwsdesmoines

[Keith Murphy @KeithMurphy]

What an incredible sequence. 😮

[Sean Strickland @Coach__Strick]

This is it!!!!

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

“I finally caught my first prey, mommy will be so proud” 😂

[Jen @SweetTexanRose]

I never knew I needed a word so badly in my life. 🤣 Volume up for a clear explanation. 😂

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the YEAR!

[GoodStevening @PietschSteve]

@CycloneATH Fish and Lefse on Christmas Eve and Monkey Bread on Christmas Day

[Brandon Walker College Football Show @BFWshow]

College Football’s newest trend?

Celebrating touchdowns by doing the complete opposite of what Texas A&M’s state trooper did

[Eli McKown @Emckown23]

Tom Brands said he found this sweatshirt in the lost and found today 😂

[Iowa State Sports @IowaStateSport]

The New York Cyclones!!

[₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ @WarPath2pt0]

This scene from the Miami Vice pilot in 1984. Crockett, Tubbs, and Phil Collins driving through the Miami night--No dialogue. Just music and mood.

[The Extreme Music Enthusiast @TheExtremeMusi1]

Bobby “Boris” Pickett performing Monster Mash (1962) — the ultimate Halloween anthem that never dies. 🧛‍♂️🎶

Still the grooviest graveyard smash over 60 years later. 💀🕺

[✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪 @OneManCircus87]

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.

12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.

12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.

12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act.
That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours.

12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.”

12:58 p.m. — Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism.

1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet.

8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.

Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.

You’ve earned it.

Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

[Curtis Feder @CurtisFeder_]

At Miss USA, one of the phases of competition is the state costume, where the contestants display custom outfits that shows admirable qualities of their state.

Miss Indiana USA’s state-inspired outfit?

Caitlin Clark

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Hilarious 😂