Pigeon's Pig

Nothing to see here, move on.

[Stu. @dysondoc]

Just saw Cookie Monster's mum in the waiting room at the hospital.

[kyle @kylelove2tweet]

ok now reduce your fraction

[Barry Halverson @barry_halverson]

My son was wearing a 'Vote Conservative' T-shirt and an 'I love Boris' baseball cap. He's been spat at, abused, slapped round the head and told he's a brainless twat. God knows what's going to happen to him once he gets out of the house

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[Simon Blackwell @simonblackwell]

BBC just said this was ‘sobering news’. Not if I can help it.

[Mike Scott @IrkthePurists]

Why must we shy people always ‘come out of our shells’? Why can’t loud confident extroverts fuck off back into theirs?

[mutable joe @mutablejoe]

Rudy Guiliani hobbling towards the podium with one foot stuck in a bucket of wallpaper paste, pointing with the one arm that isn't stuck in a pringles tube at a chart he's made out of pasta and glitter paint but then, an anvil

[RichNeville @RichNeville]

Maybe it’s just because I’ve watched too many horror films, but I just don’t find Monster Munch that scary.

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

it sucks that british people are real. they make for great movies and television but always a huge let down in real life

[barney farmer @barneyfarmer]

I’m actually a member of a Second Term of a David Miliband Government re-enactment society. I LARP as a junior minister in the Department of Work and Pensions. We meet up in the park once a week and make it slightly more difficult to claim certain benefits.

[𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐤 𝐓𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐬 @Steampunk_T]

RARE 1880's Victorian Dollhouse Mansion

[Pigeon's Pig @PigeonsPig]

@Biffa2001 You're not getting your water from downstream are you?

[I.Share @IAMNERDIShare]

I didn't go to work because a cat fell on my head and then a dog with shoes tried to do me justice.