Piggly Wiggly Hospital

Hospital 4 spiritually sick, as no 1 is really spiritually dead. U kill’em we chill’em. U stab’em we slab’em. Chaplin @ApoftlePavl welcomes all infirmed.

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We have patients who are IFB, but have recently began doubting the KJV sole authority over our faith and practice. We gently help them come to their senses.

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@SatireTrail We have the finest students $ can buy. They know how to get to the heart of the issue.

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@northworstsem This is what happens when Wal-Mart has a sale on booze, running shoes, and pogo sticks.

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@TheLovingPastor Looks like he’s practicing for the time when he needs to sharpen his razor.

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@FakeSermon Let’r rip tater chip? Chips are high in fat and cholesterol. We’ll take of that...

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@FundyBB USA is three letters and three is the sign of the Trinity. 🤔

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@FundyBB How can you deny such exegesis?

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@TheLovingPastor @fakeincogneato Better not blow that shofar. The Dead Sea May come to life.

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@TheLovingPastor @fakeincogneato IOW, you’re lazy. 🤫

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@TheLovingPastor And who’s going to take care of you all when you get sick during the flight? I may have to divert those ambulances to Pakistan. Got no mention in this, too. Why? 😥

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@TheLovingPastor If he hurts his back sinning we won’t welcome him here in our ER.

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@TheLovingPastor Using the seat the MOG uses as a prop is a sin. 2 Props 3:16.

#Souie?

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@francisp400 @thecalvinistwa1 @TheLovingPastor Oops. Tenets. My faux pas. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@ChurchPiggly @TheLovingPastor Pastor Choke was rushed to our ER. Thank God for such goodly nurses. He’s expected to make a full recovery. Who’d thunk crackers...err...saltines, could be someone’s downfall.

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@FakeSermon What a total mass of preaching nothingness. And these guys fill many pulpits in our American churches.

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@TheLovingPastor If Ruth had done Boaz like that? Whew boy! Might not be no Obed.

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@TheLovingPastor He’s had one too many Pig Swig’s.

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@TheLovingPastor Where is Gabriel’s name even mentioned as being the angel sounding the trumpet?

#handmedowntheology

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Brother Ronald Troy couldn’t feel it during the song “Give me that old time religion”. He’s afraid his heart has stopped. Looks like someone needs to visit PWH STAT!