Piggly Wiggly Church

We have salvation $1.98/lb. #KJVO #Ruckmanite Inferior Fumblemental Baptist. Dr. Walter B. Happy is our newest Pastor. That is him smiling.

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@TheLovingPastor Yes sir!

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Obviously Dr. Flowers’ wife loves the choice meat section at the #PigglyWigglyRevival.

@DrOakley1689

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The altar call is about to be halted at the Sunday #PigglyWigglyRevival meeting. We’re counting down. Better hurry and make a choice.

#HurryHurry
#Run

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@rapturereadyMOG Look at that packed house!

Sneaking up on a woman to get a pic of her ain’t creepy at all. Nope. Not. At. All.

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@FmrMegaChurch That’s my evil twin at work.

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This is what happens when you forsake the local Piggly Wiggly for the liquor store.

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@TheLovingPastor Kanye needs the #pigglywigglyrevival and the #KJB preached to him ‘for he gets himself saved.

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@fakeincogneato @TheLovingPastor Then he’ll really hate it.

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@northworstsem Now, which campus? Cambridge? Oxford?

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@FakeSermon Let’r ripple tater chipple.

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@northworstsem You’re 258 away from 1769. :-o

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@TheLovingPastor I knew I forgot to order something for the shelves. Now what was it again?

Oh, earplugs!

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@TheLovingPastor That’s too fancy. You need something a little more modest. Yugo?

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@TheLovingPastor U joined Twitter December 2017. December is the 12th month(felt a move there)2017 & 12=2029. Joined is 6 letters=2035. 2 yrs uve been here, so / that by 2 & ur @ 1017.5. #PWR has 21 letters, so that’s 1038.5. Divide that by Pi(we all like Pi) and you have 330.7. I don’t decipher.

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At the rekindled #pigglywigglyrevival during #supermarketsweepstakes, Pastor Choke’s next sermon is titled “Dropkick’em to Jesus!”

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@TheLovingPastor It better. I went to a food show and bought a year’s worth of stock.

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@TheLovingPastor @CrackerBarrel Seeing you like to hunt, I’ll personally buy you a pair of hunting boots. Got a good deal on them, too.

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@jcat_redneck @TheLovingPastor @CrackerBarrel I found one that has cosmetic damage. Also need four tires, new glass, new seats, new carpet, &c. We know how to show our appreciation towards our pastor. Nothing’s too good for him!

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@jcat_redneck @TheLovingPastor @CrackerBarrel That’s too fancy. He doesn’t like flashy thangs like that.

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Pastor Happy’s latest sermon “Johnny’s dead!”

He speaks of the life Johnny lived. How he failed 2 heed the call. Then 1 ill fated day, while driving the back roads, 45 deer, 7 cows, 4 chickens, 6 skunks, ended it all. Johnny’s dead!

No Johnny’s were killed in making this sermon