Penguin, Citybuilder

Building Cities, NOOT-NOOTing NIMBYs 📣📣📣📣 Local Developers, Policy Muckrakers, Fowl Mouthed 🐧

[Penguin, Citybuilder @PinguBuilder]

We're killing this account but it's hilarious no one got the SmartCentres joke. We all hated working there.

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@sweatystartup Nick only likes socialism when he can max out PPP loans.

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@itsahousingtrap @DGrovelover It’s always just been that developers are too greedy to actually make new housing affordable

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@itsahousingtrap @DGrovelover Definitely likely. As one said to me at an event, now that zoning only takes 60-90 days developments can basically run themselves! Just tell consultants “go!” And you’re golden.

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@AssetTraveller Bro you ARE the traffic, be for real here.

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@PeterDyakowski Are you retarded?

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@sweatystartup Is that why you’re such a loser? Your entire feed is about your shitty political views.

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@Mads_London @sweatystartup It should be painfully obvious he’s not extremely successful. 2:30pm on a Thursday and he’s obsessing about other men’s assholes.

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@PlannerSean @GiulioCescato Unfortunately Ron Butler is a blubbering retard so the nuance of literally anything is completely lost on him. Piss poor choice of Mike Moffat to pivot to jerking him off.

[Penguin, Citybuilder @PinguBuilder]

@sweatystartup You don’t hang out with very productive people though. You spend all day posting on social media, golfing, and smoking cigars while you jerk each other off. So you and your network are a horrible sample size.

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@FrankfortDarryl you preach luxury product but are crying like a baby over a $170 tab. Are you fucking retarded?

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@Imman_Adan @thatracinglucas First generation gentrifier doesn’t like the additional rounds of investment. Got it.

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@PlannerSean @JShamess @ProjectEND @NaramMansour So to be clear, you’d prefer instead of 3 smaller companies handling a stage of the process, only vertically integrated companies that can eat the whole elephant get to develop? I like you. Excellent take. Me gusta. Screw the little guys.

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@SteveSaretsky @JShamess So you’re a scaredy cat? You can just say that, soft hands.

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@dorkburger84 @fsholars @Captaffy @moseskagan Have you met tenants?

[Penguin, Citybuilder @PinguBuilder]

@fsholars @dorkburger84 @Captaffy @moseskagan More or less of a pain than salmonella from improperly cleaned and maintained ice machines?

[Penguin, Citybuilder @PinguBuilder]

@Lifeinvestmoney Posting about self storage and parenting on this site

[Penguin, Citybuilder @PinguBuilder]

You can tell a lot about a developer by how may NPCs they have on payroll.

The weight of non-revenue generating roles is literally crushing some developers. And much like that chronic hypertension you have, the damage is already done and irreversible.

Play again next cycle.

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@gork2001 @JShamess Don’t live in Parkdale then. Parkdales heritage IS low rent apartments. Give your head a shake.

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@JShamess It is quite brilliant. How much self storage is on the subway? With everybody losing their homes and the cost of oil this’ll fill up real quick.

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@itsahousingtrap But that’s literally the only reason we build housing, so the TLIC has something to critique!