Highlander

Backwoods

[Highlander @Pink_Grain]

I pull up to pre-warmup before the football game... and this is how I'm greeted. I can't make this shit up! GET IT GIRL!!! 🤣

[Highlander @Pink_Grain]

*sucks finger, pulls it out my mouth, sticks it in the air... looks around* ....YUP, still same ol bullshit.

[Highlander @Pink_Grain]

@tee501 Right!!!???

[Highlander @Pink_Grain]

@tee501 I been working mad hours.... I'm still breathing though

[Highlander @Pink_Grain]

@scru2luse @RedHeadRanna @xfrpeelknight @twofitbits @occupied_stall @JJRossReaders @RSun82 @ericonederful @fatttydaddy7 @CourtRundell @Whatserface5 @yaboyblue357 @Fuck_You_Thanx @justsomegirl81 Lol.... thank you! Xo

[Highlander @Pink_Grain]

I was called a "walking HR complaint" today....

Proud day for me.

[Tits McGee @IDeclareClaire]

People be honking and shit at Chick-fil-A. Calm down Brenda. They have enough nuggets for everyone

[Highlander @Pink_Grain]

Look, you knew I was crazy before you got into the wheelbarrow... 

Me~ to my neighbors 6 year old

[120yearz @120yearz]

remember to treat your liver and lungs like a piece of shit today

[Highlander @Pink_Grain]

I just stopped two ladies from running their grocery carts into one another, so if anyone like needs a fabulous super hero.... line forms to the left

[Johnny smokes a lot @jcacton35]

Sorry, but I'm not one of those people that keep up with the jonesers.

[Johnny smokes a lot @jcacton35]

Two people say I love you, only one of them means it.

Life's reality.

[Highlander @Pink_Grain]

@AdriannaLaCervx Heyyyyyy SEXY MOMMA

[Highlander @Pink_Grain]

@tee501 You know she is my spirit animal! Stop it!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Highlander @Pink_Grain]

People that try to embarrass me... You do not have enough ammunition, I embarrass myself myself on my own... on a daily without hesitation! LMAO!

[Tee @tee501]

@Pink_Grain

[Highlander @Pink_Grain]

@dirtcarguy5 It was interestingly creepy but still good

[Highlander @Pink_Grain]

Seriously... how do some of you sit and play on Twitter all day long non-stop everyday... Do you have a job? If you have a job, is said job hiring?!

Or is it just a live in my mom's basement so I have entirely too much time on my hands type of situation. I need to know

[Highlander @Pink_Grain]

@tee501 Right?!

[Highlander @Pink_Grain]

@tee501 You see how I did the new cool repeat the same word twice shit... next time my son does that he will not have a throat box! Where do they come up with this stuff, back in my day...🤣🤣🤣