Pinky Jayhawk

Just a traveller, exploring whore twitter.

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My TC took our subtweets and moved into her mother's dms last night. Looks like I'm single again.

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@KristenParlay23 Just cheddar and bread? I got gouda and swiss too. With some onion jam? Bacon? Tomato soup?

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@KristenParlay23 But now you want a grilled cheese? Girl, I will fix you lunch if that's what you need.

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@KristenParlay23 @ImbackAgain81 FIFA Piece Prize?

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@KristenParlay23 No opinions?

CAP!!!

We're at the Trop...#1 on the post-retirement ballpark tour.

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@KristenParlay23 should be here! Indoor baseball is weird, and I'm sure she'd have opinions.

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@jailedamanda Hire me!!!

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Happy Father's Day to the moms who did both jobs. @KristenParlay23

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@TheNebraskaChck Tits are not scary...!?!

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@KristenParlay23 Interesting way to interpret "back of the net."

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@KristenParlay23 @theirishbaron 🤣🤣🤣

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@lulubeans42 He'll be sorry for eating the peach
That you left in the ice box.
It was very good,
So sweet
And so cold.

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@KristenParlay23 The hook appears to be falling apart.

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@KristenParlay23 15 minutes and we'll be clear.

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@KristenParlay23 But like midwest weather...it's on its way...

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@KristenParlay23 Is that a perimenopause joke?

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@KristenParlay23 Ain't you had enough dick damage yet?