SlowPool

Mad food scientist, and delusional in my own grandeur.

social media manager for @brownssocialize

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@muriellondon What work? "Hey chatGPT, make me the worst picture of a lion with a crown possible."

The funny part isn't how much of a clown you losers are over the AI slop you jerk off to, it's the total lack of self awareness at how much you all suck.

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@PandasAndVidya Americans should be grateful to Canada just for inventing insulin tbh

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@rickyberwick Day of the Rake is postponed again

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@GreycupChump @atRachelGilmore Then fuck off to America right now you treasonous shitbird.

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@KalebPrime @Bad_Tweet_Man I like the Canadian coke spoon

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@Dinwiddie_Jared @WEschenbach @supremeMilo @Gritty20202 Your alt account would've been funnier if you just poorly photoshopped a moustache onto the profile pic.

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@WEschenbach @supremeMilo @Gritty20202 1. Nobody asked.

2. Sign my nuts you giant fucking weiner.

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@WEschenbach @supremeMilo @Gritty20202 Just so you know, you don't need to sign your tweets. We can tell that you're the one posting them because only a dickhead would say that shit.

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@GamesNosh Remember when he was so annoying they would rather pay him a huge amount of money to leave PayPal rather than work with him? Good times

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@GamesNosh Come on dude, a proven winner? His latest track record is the cyber truck, getting ripped off buying Twitter, and a judge denying his Tesla bonus a second time.

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@dyingscribe Most intelligent Nazi supporter

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@RealJcbSeavello

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@ChristinaTasty It's just Jack Thompson nonsense all over again, with a puritanical twist.

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@TheCartoonLoon This is the same guy who had a cocktail expert that put rye into a long island sooooo...

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@PandasAndVidya There used to be a Chinese takeaway near me like this. They had something called "the fireman special" which was around 3lbs of fried rice, chicken Chow Mein, s&s pork, fried prawns, and a spring roll.

Devastating loss when it shut down.

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@TheCartoonLoon Probably using lime cordial instead of simple syrup.

A daiquiri and Margarita are basically the same colour

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@Good2Back @PandasAndVidya No, that was an attempt to find out if there's an excuse for you posting like you've got extra chromosomes to spare.

Calling you a stupid fat nerd who should stop schizo posting and pick up a book for once in your life is more of an insult.

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@PandasAndVidya @Good2Back To be fair if they eliminated corn subsidies, we could pave half of the US farmland.

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@Good2Back @PandasAndVidya Do you think residential and agricultural land are the same?

On a totally unrelated note, how closely are your parents related?

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@thegothking @Bleeds_for_Gold @gammongaming @PandasAndVidya Tim Waltz was literally sued by corporations because of the pro-union bills he passed (like outlawing mandatory anti union meetings) but go off I suppose.