Pippa

ez and jez forevz 💗💗

[Drayne Gang @Drayne_the_Wolf]

Kinda wish cars had brake lights on the front too. Would be nice to know when I'm at a red light if the altima in my mirror going 1,000,000,000mph is planning on stopping or rear ending me into the 9th dimension.

[⋆KMꜝ❤︎ @mskmalibu]

my friends are so lucky i can’t do a backflip, i would be so fucking annoyinggg

[jp @inflammateomnia]

No babe i follow her because it's Christlike to befriend prostitutes. Her too. Yeah and her

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

I'm a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

[Sydney Urbanek @sydurbanek]

I’ve never met a medical receptionist that I believed wanted me to live

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

families may have been divided but the world is united

[trash jones @jzux]

now introducing protein cigarettes. the only cigarettes with 25g of protein

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

sorry the word i was looking for was “house”

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

"Mr. Trump you're increasing the volume of your voice but not the logic of your argument"

Yeah I'm stealing that. That's fire 😭😭😭

[Lee Cunningham @toastytoad79]

Nahhh i can't ever delete Instagram holy fuck 😭😭😭

[KJM ❤️‍🔥☁️❤️‍🔥 @KJM_withaview]

From a man named Jordan Levick. Incredible must read:
I am not a Swiftie, but I am a human being, a Dad AND, a Monstrous Football fan.

I am extremely disappointed in so many of you who think that "not being a fan" of someone means you're entitled to shit all over them.

I want to remind you of something.

Your children are watching you complain about Taylor Swift sitting at a football game, being happy, and cheering for a man she loves in what appears to be a very loving, respectful relationship.

Your children are watching you judge a woman for literally just EXISTING and taking up space happily.

And you know what? Ms. Swift has won 324 awards. How many do you have?

She brought $5 BILLION dollars in consumer spending and boosted the U. S. economy so significantly, that leaders from other countries actually beg for her to play there?

Did you know that there are over 20 college courses about her skills as an artist, lyricist, and musician - including at places like Harvard, Stanford & UC Berkeley?

Did you know that Taylor Swift quietly donates mass amounts of money to local food banks in every city she performs in?

AND DID YOU KNOW …

That Taylor Swift was sexually assaulted by a radio DJ, and she got him fired? When he sued HER for over $3 million for defamation, she counter sued for a symbolic $1 in a court case that took 2 YEARS for her to win. And, she did that just to show women that fighting for what's right has no price tag and to never be silent in the face of oppression.

WELL IF YOU DON’T CARE BY NOW, YOU SHOULD.

Because your daughters, nieces, and your nephews are watching you run your mouth. And they are seeing the world hate a woman who does so much good, simply because she exists in their line of sight.

DO BETTER PEOPLE.

Teach your boys to respect women. Teach your girls that as women, they are ALLOWED to take up space.

Fix it.
Become aware of your words. Because we all have the ability and the obligation to fight for the future of our children with simple moments. And we need to consciously choose to be better for them.

[Kristen @Kica333]

I’m currently doing this challenge called January. Where you just try to make it through every day of January.

[Dave † 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸🇮🇪🎸🎶 @daveguitarjones]

My wife has gone from someone who wouldn't let us touch the food in the cupboards as ‘they're for Christmas' to now literally forcefeeding it down our throats because 'it's going out of date and we can't waste it'!

'Quality Street sandwich?
Ferrero Rocher on toast?
Lindt pate?

[໊ @user0000O0]

“?” my bad i will kill myself

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

I just love how baby Elephants have no understanding of how absolutely massive they are so they just behave like big dog

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Not all heroes wear capes.

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

Hi mate I notice you've started the Teams meeting 2 minutes early. Have fun in there. See you in 2 and a half minutes.