PJ

A kiwi living in a haggis world

[Deb @DontCallMeDebby]

I’m Gen X. I spent my childhood terrified of quicksand, spontaneous human combustion and the Bermuda Triangle.
Turns out I should’ve been worried about my knees.

[PJ @PippaJacks]

@Hina_isb 17

[Leena-Palestine @Leena53022916]

*BRILLIANT*
The French made a short film about what could happen after all immigrants would follow the ‘_white, angry old man’s_’ advice to go back where they came from.*

[PJ @PippaJacks]

That's ma boy!! #proudmama 🥰

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “HI!!!”

My first instinct when I see a person is to look busy and hope they don’t talk to me

[PJ @PippaJacks]

He's been around mountain rescue all his life. Supported them, been rescued by them, fundraiser for them, and now can officially he has joined them. Probationary period done, my boy is now a full member of Tweed Valley MRT 😁😁😁 #proudmama

[PJ @PippaJacks]

@farman4x 20⁰

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF WATCHING PEOPLE STRUGGLE WHILE BILLIONAIRES ARGUE ABOUT WHO GETS TO BE EVEN RICHER AND FUCK THE WORLD UP WITH THEIR GREED

[𝙱𝙴 𝙰𝙵𝚁𝙰𝙸𝙳 @BeAfraid_Movies]

How millions of kids first heard Opera

[Nostalgic 90s @90stalgic]

One of the best cartoon theme song ever

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

The hardest part of loving a pet isn't the vet bills or the hair on your clothes, it's knowing their quiet little life moves so much faster than ours.

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

Whenever someone asks what I’m doing later and my answer is “nothing,” please understand that nothing is not an opening in my schedule. Nothing is the event. Nothing is the plan

[PJ @PippaJacks]

@farman4x 3

[PJ @PippaJacks]

@farman4x 110⁰

[The Lucky Heron @LuckyHeronSay]

In Tescos. Bill comes to £6.30.
‘Do you wish to donate 70p to charity’
How about you donate 70p to charity, you’re the ones that made £3.1 billion profit last year.

Piss takers!

[Daniel Hannan @DanielJHannan]

An apt day to remember that Dolly Parton once recorded a cover of Stairway to Heaven - and, in defiance of every moral law in the universe, she absolutely owned it.

[soph! @bloodyhorrors]

i really fucking hate this year

[Hannah Sampson @hannahbsampson]

This note in the final book from Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library wrecked me last year when my daughter turned 5. Tearing up again reading it now.