Peter Carroll

LFC fan, music nut, Dad jokes etc
Views are my own, jokes are mostly borrowed

[Peter Carroll @PistolP83]

After a good spell of possession, Ireland concede a goal. #ENGIRL

[Gavin Cooney @gcooney93]

Good riddance to Paraguay. And, please God, to Mr. Tantashev

[Peter Carroll @PistolP83]

@gcooney93 Where's this guy when you need him?

[Peter Carroll @PistolP83]

@JamesPearceLFC Unbelievable. Hamann and Doyle on RTE said it was the right decision. What!!

[Peter Carroll @PistolP83]

@maxrushden @guardian_sport Handball that's not a handball but is always given as a handball is not given as a handball..............klaxon!!!

[Peter Carroll @PistolP83]

Can you believe there are some people voluntarily watching the #Arsenal game instead of #RealMadrid v #Bayern

[Peter Carroll @PistolP83]

@JCarneyy @VirginMediaIE Can you then re-add the pin?

[Peter Carroll @PistolP83]

@VirginMediaIE I'm having issues with the Netflix app on my TV boxes. Cannot access any profile with a pin. Says incorrect password each time. Working on all my other devices. Tried reset the box. Logging out, and logging in

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Trump just explained why he turned on NATO:

“It all began with Greenland. We want Greenland. They don’t want to give it to us. And I said bye bye.”

The most powerful military alliance in human history.

75 years of collective defense.

The foundation of postwar Western security.

Ended because Denmark wouldn’t sell an island.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump: "I'm polling higher than anybody has ever polled in Venezuela. So after I'm finished with this I can got to Venezuela. I will quickly learn Spanish. It won't take long. I'm good at language. I will go to Venezuela. I'm going to run for president."

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Reporter: "There's a pretty significant legal challenge to your arch."

Trump: "Who's doing the legal challenge?"

Reporter: "It's a group of veterans."

Trump: "A group of veterans?"

Reporter: "Because it obstructs the viewshed between Arlington National Cemetery and the Lincoln Memorial."

Trum: "You've got to be kidding."

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "You know who else didn't help us? South Korea didn't help us. We've got 45,000 soldiers in South Korea to protect them from Kim Jong Un, who I get along with very well. He said very nice things about me. He used to call Joe Biden a mentally retarded person."

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Deliberate attacks on civilian infrastructure violate the Geneva conventions and international law. 

Trump: Who are you with? 

Reporter: I'm with the New York Times

Trump: Failing New York Times. Circulation is way down.

Reporter: Are you concerned that your threat to bomb power plants and bridges amount to war crimes?

Trump: No, not at all. These are disturbed people. Quiet. You no longer have credibility. You’re fake.

[Peter Carroll @PistolP83]

@RudiKinsella Classic FAI

[Dublin Airport @DublinAirport]

@TwoMadExplorers 1. We have our own airport fire brigade
2. If we’d a blocked drain, we’d call in a drainage engineer or plumber (we have those too), not “the fire brigade”
3. You’re claim is utter nonsense
4. Read #3 again

[Peter Carroll @PistolP83]

@gcooney93 2 penalties?

[Peter Carroll @PistolP83]

@Realaldo474 Can't blame the officials. This law was brought in a while ago, they've been disallowing goals if there's a handball immediately before the goal. It's a terrible rule but the correct decision.

[Peter Carroll @PistolP83]

@Footballtweet Yes

[Peter Carroll @PistolP83]

@Livin_Liverpool Stonewall

[FourFourTwo @FourFourTwo]

🎱 A fitting tribute to the late John Virgo, by the excellent @bryansgunn

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

A Hans Gruber and Les Grossman edit the internet is not ready for.