Piston Baroque

I keep odd hours, I have a strange skill set, and I judge you when you use poor grammar.

[Piston Baroque @PistonBaroque]

Let me in, I need to go out again. #FromMyPetsSuggestionBox

[Miranda Dickinson🌟 @wurdsmyth]

The saddest thing about deleting my #NaNoWriMo account after seventeen years of participation, support and donation is that they couldn’t even be bothered to spell ‘your’ correctly on the deletion confirmation page.

Did AI write this for them? 🤔

[Piston Baroque @PistonBaroque]

@MitchBenn @jayforeman If you ever do, I'll try not to be two years late this time.

[Piston Baroque @PistonBaroque]

@jayforeman Thank you, your Beatles Busk-a-thon is giving me life as I work on my capstone project for grad school.

[Piston Baroque @PistonBaroque]

don't usually go for the O'rangers, but so excited that their victory in Newton's Cradle helped feed my community! #GORANGERS #Marblelympics2020

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

If you want to take concrete action, but you’re not sure how, we’ve created a site to connect you with useful resources and organizations who’ve been fighting the good fight at the local and national levels for years. https://t.co/2KcB4T3b0I

[R. Tony at Law @RBlank1988]

Who wore it better? #Halloween

[NASA @NASA]

LIVE NOW: During today’s #AllWomanSpacewalk, we have helmet camera views so that you can see what @Astro_Christina and @Astro_Jessica experience as they work outside of the @Space_Station. Tune in & ask questions using #AskNASA: https://t.co/2SIb9YXlRh

[Piston Baroque @PistonBaroque]

Weird how the president just keeps violating the emoluments clause and no one seems to care.

[Piston Baroque @PistonBaroque]

@AndrewWK, any party tips for #HurricaneDorian?

[Piston Baroque @PistonBaroque]

@buitengebieden_ I just don't like crowds.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Hi. @MrAndyNgo, who is not vile scum, reached out to me for comment. I wanted to post my reply to him here, as well.

[Piston Baroque @PistonBaroque]

In case you need to hear this today:
It's okay to want to have kids.
It's okay to not want to have kids.
It's okay if you're not sure about having kids.

[A Small Fiction @ASmallFiction]

Something new? Check. Something borrowed? Check. Something blue? Check,

And lastly, something old: an ancient grimoire. She was ready for the wedding.

But the book whispered a second stanza.

"Something broken, something red. Something living, something dead."

She would obey.

[Michael Swaim went to bsky @SWAIM_CORP]

Boy Who Cried Wolf, 2019 version:

The shepherd boy cried wolf even though there wasn't a wolf, and laughed at the townsfolk who came to help.

This happened three times.

But then he did it 400 more times, so the town built wolfwalls around the entire province.

Problem solved!

[Piston Baroque @PistonBaroque]

Since Dowton Abbey will be a movie soon... #GiveThomasABoyfriend

It would make life so much better for everyone.

[Piston Baroque @PistonBaroque]

This is a @TwiningsTeaUK house, you get that Bigelow shit out of here.

[Piston Baroque @PistonBaroque]

@ewarren Finally, a politician I can trust.

[Piston Baroque @PistonBaroque]

Listening to my Amazon Alexa read The Communist Manifesto is the very definition of irony.

[Piston Baroque @PistonBaroque]

Opportunity, the little rover that could. You were exceptional. Thank you for your hard work and the knowledge you brought us.

[Totally Real SB Facts (Taylor's Version) @TotRealSBFacts]

Totally Real Fact #6: There is a massive call-out for Maroon 5 to play “Sweet Victory” from SpongeBob SquarePant’s Bubble Bowl performance. There’s no joke here. That’s a real thing. #TotallyRealM5Facts #TotallyRealSBFacts