PithyOnion (a self-parody account)

I will make you cry.

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Parler was the new Twitter. Now, Twitter is the new Parler.

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@UrbaniteAlaska It’s like winter has turned into Monty Python’s Spanish Inquisition.

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Dear Anchorage,

Plow. The. Fucking. Roads.

We live in a state where three out of four seasons are winter. It’s going to snow. Plan ahead, staff appropriately, and purchase and maintain equipment so that the fine folks in our street maintenance crews can do their jobs.

Thanks.

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@agnesbookbinder You know.

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I thought likes were basically just “read receipts.”

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Apparently, it is no longer enough to "like" a tweet.
Now everyone wants you to "drop a 💙" to show your approval.

Please drop a 💙 if you agree.

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@agnesbookbinder That’s not fair, he didn’t give a 💩.

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@mayor_bronson I would be far less concerned about this if Anchorage had a competent mayor.

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I think about the French Revolution with surprising frequency as of late.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Never mind Ancient Rome, how often do you think about the French Revolution?

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@AK_El_Jefe @stacy_koster @fourhchic has maxed out five library cards with books for our kids; this is an ongoing problem. #IncreaseTheBorrowLimit

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@thingskatedid I don’t love the Slack update, but I don’t hate it either. It looks more like an iteration on the road to something better.

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@UrbaniteAlaska Screw that, I have miles I’m not using (I just like being in Alaska) and would be more than happy to put them on a plane for a one-way trip to not Alaska.

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@UrbaniteAlaska @demondawg2021 🤣

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@UrbaniteAlaska You could have led with tip number two.

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@libbybakalar TLDR

[Brittany Retherford, LCSW @brittanyr]

This is one of the most horrifying articles about mental health treatment I have ever read.

Is wilderness camp really the best way to keep teens off Pornhub? https://t.co/xAaZSUy7hh via @reason

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@fourhchic You are amazing! 🥰

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@fourhchic That’s good relationship advice. I have no room to complain anyway because you handle all of the paperwork nonsense (and a hundred other things) that I can’t deal with so looking for lost items is a more than reasonable trade.

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Twitter has porn?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I am a heterosexual woman and use twitter to watch porn. I find lesbian porn more erotic purely for the more female centric pleasure and clitoral stimulation is my best orgasm. My phone though has branded me a lesbian and I'm getting targeted ads as if I'm a lesbian.

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@UrbaniteAlaska That’s awesome! I need to build something similar at some point, but I need organize things and find a better storage solution first.

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@UrbaniteAlaska That’s a really neat setup.

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@e_mcray @daveskoster I think I have one of those.