Kissima💪🏼

Business consultant (my life is better than daydreams), #Yanga💚💛 , #ManCity 🖤, then 🏥📖

[Babu lohaa @hussen_mbaga]

Sikiliza hii dakika 5 za moto 💯💯💯✌️✌️✌️👇👇👇👇#Tundulisu mwamba tujikumbushe

[Mwinshehe 🕊️ @Mwinshehe07]

Miaka ya nyuma kidogo nakumbuka nilimtongoza binti wa jirani yangu japo yeye alikuwa ni mkubwa kidogo kwangu akagoma na akatangaza kwa baadhi ya mashoga zake

Ikapita miezi kadhaa ndani ya huo huo mwaka akaolewa Arusha akaenda huko Arusha kwa mme wake! Imepita miaka kama 2 hivi tukapata msiba wa bibi yangu akaja kuhani

Sasa katika ile “jamani poleni” mimi nikamjibu tu kawaida “Ahsante” akaniuliza “mbona haunifurahii na nimetoka mbali kabisa kuja huku au hujasahau tu lile ombi lako?”

Mimi kimkazo nikamjibu “ombi lipi?” Nikajifanya kama nimesahau ili kurahisisha mambo akanijibu “jaribu kukumbuka,ukikumbuka nijibu kabla sijaondoka tuyamalize tuache kununiana maana nimeshakuwa saivi natambua tupo kwa ajili yenu wanaume”

Basi bhana story yetu imeishia hapo japo mimi na yeye tushamaliza ugomvi wetu saivi tunapigiana sana simu na huwa akitoka kwa mmewe akirudi huku nyumbani kwao tunaonana tunasalimiana

[Peter Madeleka @PMadeleka]

👇😂😂😂

[kijana ya Manchester🧢 @dropdalot]

Bro to bro: Don’t start a war you can’t finish. Stay humble, stay smart. 😅😅🙌

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

I knew we can't beef with Tanzania.

We will humiliate them badly.

[SIR TIVA @Sativa255]

Huyu jamaa akiwa anaongea unaweza hisi UONGO ila ndio ukweli mtupu.

[Polycarp The Bibliophile @PolycarpMDM]

Serikali kama hii huwa mnaangalia, Wananchi wa Sikuizi sio wajinga kama zamani.

Watu wanahoji

[Kissima💪🏼 @PiusKissima]

@Rydx_017 unamchoma mwenye duka Tin hiyo

[Balyx @Balyx_]

Likija suala la discipline Wachaga huwa hawaangalii usoni😁

Mzee imebidi achochore tu😂

[Roderick @KyaloIntel]

The probox driver will now be behind that truck until he reaches home😂😂😂😂

[Kissima💪🏼 @PiusKissima]

@kwekadickson @Psiteshio1 usijaribu tena kuigusa kibamba, shenzi sana

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

DIOP EQUALIZES FOR MOROCCO IN STOPPAGE TIME 😱

[Aku N’esi Obi Ike (I) @Kasieobi_1]

😂😂😂 they didn’t inform her that grandmas do not joke with their grand kids.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇦🇷 LEO MESSI HAT-TRICK ON OPENING 6TH WORLD CUP GAME.

[Kissima💪🏼 @PiusKissima]

@xlusako nina ushuhuda, mwanangu sahv anamalizia fence anunuue gari , nyumba siyo shida zake tena

[Kissima💪🏼 @PiusKissima]

@Hunterjay12345 pole mwamba

[HUNTER @Hunterjay12345]

Siku ya leo nmepigiwa simu asubuhi kuwa Mama yangu kafariki,
Nilikuwa siamini mpaka pale ambapo nimeambiwa nipande gari kwaajili ya kurudi nyumbani kumzika Mama yangu..

Eeh Mwenyezi Mungu naomba unipe uvumilivu,kila nikijikaza nashindwa kujizuia..😭😭😭😭

[Mswahili___💡 @mswahili___1]

Kipindi chao millennials kama hujui kushtua kijoti we siyo mjanja 😁😁🚮