Liz B🌱

tree trash, fungal associate, washed up student athlete, future participation trophy wife, and I have a cool dog

[Liz B🌱 @PizzzaSteve]

Being an adult is giving yourself the “Theres food at home” talk

[Katie O'Reilly @DrKatfish]

girl dinner

[U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service @USFWS]

Newt year, newt me.

[Liz B🌱 @PizzzaSteve]

@cdemay4 We’re u even old enough to drink when you wrote this

[Liz B🌱 @PizzzaSteve]

@CameronShells GO CAM!!!

[Liz B🌱 @PizzzaSteve]

@Arborwear Hoods that fit over your helmet!

[Liz B🌱 @PizzzaSteve]

@Arborwear Pull over!!

[USGS Store @USGSstore]

So. Our #FreeMapMonday tweet did not go out yesterday. So it's #FreeMapTuesday? This doesn't feel right.

It's #FreeMapTuesday! Retweet and follow us for a chance to win the map of the Airdevronsix Icefalls, Antarctica!

#USGSStore (U.S. residents only)

[prance @bocxtop]

“scientists don’t know everything” - someone who was fighting for their life in 9th grade biology

[Cody Halverson @cjhalvey21]

Nobody prepared me for the inconsistencies of adulthood. Some days you’re gonna have a gourmet meal and some days you’re gonna have beer for dinner. Some days you wake up feeling great some days you wish someone would hit you with a bulldozer.

[Liz B🌱 @PizzzaSteve]

@AndrewWHAM @13WHAM Frass. It’s called frass.

[Liz B🌱 @PizzzaSteve]

@kenzroams Dam sis looking moisturized and stress free af

[Liz B🌱 @PizzzaSteve]

@IzzySigler My ex told me I was cute but not hot and I haven’t been the same since

[Liz B🌱 @PizzzaSteve]

@Inufalo Do NOT get timberlands. They will not hold up to field work. Danner makes fantastic work boots and my all leather boots are Carolinas, they take a while to break in but after they’re great

[Liz B🌱 @PizzzaSteve]

Me showing up to work on 4 hours of sleep with joint pain at 22, and a case of sugar free monsters

[Liz B🌱 @PizzzaSteve]

Phat Thai and wonton soup

[hugo @toasteredbread]

every mental health professional i've ever talked to has been like "you have a lot of self awareness" and i'm like yes i actually think that is part of the problem

[Liz B🌱 @PizzzaSteve]

A long time ago some guy told me I was cute but not hot and I think it fucked me up more than it should have

[Liz B🌱 @PizzzaSteve]

How are you supposed to go on a bender when you still live in other your parents? Asking for a friend

[Liz B🌱 @PizzzaSteve]

I went over to a guys house and he had a sign in his bathroom that was farm house style with the quote “sober enough to know what I’m doing, but drunk enough to enjoy it”. from trailer park boys. I’ve never respected anyone’s bathroom decor so much

[slim jim @NJBcantseeme]

Sorry 😬