Preston

Husband and Father. Sports Enthusiast. Life adventurer. Occasionally you will find me on a roof. Enjoying the ride as long as I can.

[Preston @PnParrish45]

"Winning has a price.
Leadership has a price."
Michael Jordan
#TheLastDance

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

The Declaration of Independence is the greatest document ever produced by man. It’s no coincidence that it was the founding document of our nation and we went on to be the most prosperous civilization in human history. Any country founded on that document is worth loving and fighting to save.

It is also, undeniably, a radically libertarian document that clearly states the validity of natural God given rights and that the only legitimate role for government is the protection of liberty.

We have serious problems in our country today and we will be much better off if we follow the spirit of our founding document than the brain dead varying socialisms being promoted by both political parties.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

250 years, and your empire has been reduced to a single island the size of Michigan, with a GDP barely higher than Mississippi, the poorest of our fifty states.

Enjoy your warm beer in that unairconditioned old pub.

Don’t talk too much shit online though, you might get arrested.

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

There is no room for good people in the Federal Government.

Anyone with a conscience to follow their oath to the Constitution will be eliminated.

It was a good run, but America didn’t make it to 250.

[Preston @PnParrish45]

Did she… look at the Roman numerals for “2” and think it read “11”?

Man usually actors and actresses run a rehearsal a few times before someone yells action.

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Rep. Ilhan Omar: “The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked… during World War ELEVEN.”

She must have gotten her education in the Quality Learing Center.

[Preston @PnParrish45]

Sweet merciful Shao Kahn, @KarlUrban Éomer. Bones. Dredd. Executioner. Billy Butcher. NOW Johnny Cage?! This beautiful, deranged New Zealander has been HAUNTING our favorite universes for 20 yrs & we just let him?! We don’t deserve him.❤️‍🔥​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

https://t.co/QrqH9WZ3kV

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

This video encapsulates Donald Trump's Iran strategy.

[Preston @PnParrish45]

Yes.

[M.takewaka @m_takewaka]

My American friends, I'm facing a major problem here.

When I say I want to eat American BBQ,

some Americans say, "come to Texas," others say, "come to South Carolina,"
and still others say, "come to Missouri."

I'm confused.

Are you guys going to start a BBQ civil war?

[Steve Magness @stevemagness]

Remember the story of a 13 year old signing a 1.3 million dollar deal with the Philadelphia Phillies?

They just cancelled it because the kid tested positive for steroids.

Insane. Reports say other kids as young as 11 have tested positive.

That should be considered child abuse.

[Preston @PnParrish45]

If repealing the Jones act temporarily would curb oil prices, why not remove it entirely?

Shipbuilding in the US is virtually nonexistent and this would lower prices substantially for American consumers coast to coast and island to island.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Trump issues 60-day waiver of the Jones Act to curb oil prices.

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

this is actually insane

> be tech guy in australia
> adopt cancer riddled rescue dog, months to live
> not_going_to_give_you_up.mp4
> pay $3,000 to sequence her tumor DNA
> feed it to ChatGPT and AlphaFold
> zero background in biology
> identify mutated proteins, match them to drug targets
> design a custom mRNA cancer vaccine from scratch
> genomics professor is “gobsmacked” that some puppy lover did this on his own
> need ethics approval to administer it
> red tape takes longer than designing the vaccine
> 3 months, finally approved
> drive 10 hours to get rosie her first injection
> tumor halves
> coat gets glossy again
> dog is alive and happy
> professor: “if we can do this for a dog, why aren’t we rolling this out to humans?”

one man with a chatbot, and $3,000 just outperformed the entire pharmaceutical discovery pipeline.

we are going to cure so many diseases.
I dont think people realize how good things are going to get

[Preston @PnParrish45]

Is it better or worse to be right about everything and no one listens to you or to be wrong about everything and everyone listens to you but realizes you're so wrong they will believe the opposite of what you say to be gospel hahaha

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

CRAMER: 'NOT BUYING THE 2007 SCENARIO'

[Jocko Willink @jockowillink]

The Epstein Files?
Release all.
Sort through them.
Round up the suspects.
Liberal use of polygraphs and “enhanced interrogation” techniques.
Public Executions.
The slow kind.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

🚨 BRAKING 🚨

FBI director Cash Patel must be fired and arrested for his behavior today. He was caught on video using taxpayer funds to consume alcohol and party with the U.S. hockey team after their dominating victory over Canada

It is illegal for an FBI director to use government funds to travel abroad

[Ed Calderón @eds_manifesto]

Regarding #mexico news today:
Be safe, and take care of each other.

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

America: Please arrest the pedophiles

Kash Patel:

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Size of these waves in Nazaré, Portugal.

📹Ben Hartley

[Natalie F Danelishen @Chesschick01]

👇🏻

[ICONS @icons_women]

Algerian Olympic women’s gold medalist Imane Khelif has now confirmed he is male.

With men no longer eligible for Olympic women’s boxing under @RealWorldBoxing rules, Khelif reportedly plans to box professionally in Europe—though he inexplicably says he will still undergo sex screening for the LA 2028 Games in hopes of competing.

ICONS and @Reduxx were first to accurately report—before the Paris Games—that Khelif and Yu-Ting were male, a report that has only been further validated over time, culminating in this admission. https://t.co/NYqRKCRxwn

[Being Libertarian @beinlibertarian]

Kash Patel & Dan Bongino said Epstein wasn’t sex trafficking children.

That’s weird.

This email says he was doing it at 901 E Cary St Suite 210, Richmond, VA.

That’s pretty specific

Are they bad at their jobs or did they get “the talk” ???

[LMPD @LMPD]

Louisville received about four inches of snow, yet somehow every Honda Civic in the county has decided to reenact the Oregon Trail. Sir, your vehicle has died of… being a Honda Civic and now it’s in a ditch. A wrecker will be with you in 5 hours.