Jarrett, probably.

Quit my job with people to be a grad student with books. He/Him. Fantasy and Storytelling Scholar. Settler. Now picking noses in the film industry.

[Coconut Tree Faller Outer Ofer @Cam_Oflage]

Last of Us and Skinamarink have opened to wild success this year bc their style of horror doesn't rely on jump scares or gore but simply on showing audiences what it would be like to live in Alberta

[Ethan Cox @EthanCoxMtl]

This guy (@FoodProfessor) is all over the media, and has one message: stop blaming grocers for high prices. Turns out he takes funding from Galen Weston & makes $220k/year to lecture the public about how grocers aren’t responsible for high prices — amid record profits. #cdnpoli

[Jarrett, probably. @Podfnar]

@lesterleesm Oh the work I would do

[Phil Yu @angryasianman]

Just want to make sure you saw the the googly eye.

[Rec @Rec_A_Dork]

No one is saying that you can't buy the game

They're all saying that if you buy the game, knowing what JK Rowling stands for, then you are making a decision that tells the Trans community that your entertainment and nostalgia are more important then their rights.

That's reality

[Lyra, Esq., is NOT DAREDEVIL @PinkRangerLB]

JK Rowling has explicitly said she believes the money she makes is evidence that people generally agree with her views on trans people or at least those beliefs aren’t a dealbreaker to them. *You* might not think buying Wizarding stuff is supporting her views, but she sure does.

[Matt @scriptumsent]

Maverick Dr. Doolittle
🤝
“Talk to me, Goose”

[flglmn @flglmn]

they done it on the computer

[mel @CadenToMyHazel]

If Benoit Blanc meets the muppets I desperately need him to treat it like it’s just a normal thing. I don’t wanna hear any “my word it appeauhs that I am conversin with some sort of living puppet creatures” I just want him to be like “Kermit I’ve heard so much about you”

[IATSE // #IASolidarity @IATSE]

It’s that time of the year again:

[Kit Yates @Kit_Yates_Maths]

How is it that covid cases are on the rise again?
We've tried everything this year, from not talking about it to pretending it never existed.

[Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone]

Folks, I will agree to run twitter as CEO but ONLY if an immediate and complete ban on mentioning Cyclops is instituted. This last bit is non-negotiable and also non-fungible and I get 99 dollars for each shitty photoshop picture of @TomTaylormade pretending to be a firemans.

[Ireland Simpsons Fans @iresimpsonsfans]

This Christmas, let's spare a thought for those innocent, small town bachelors (especially who are military veteran single dads and own dogs) who are being relentlessly pursued by big city career women who don't understand Christmas.

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

(I only got five hours of sleep and the result was this blog post. I am sorry.)

Record Exec: The way you sing the song it sounds like … like you want to … uh … like perhaps you …

Eartha: Like I’m going to f*ck Santa?

Exec: ... Yes.

Eartha: Good.

https://t.co/reQX8PfivX

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

no new years resolutions. it is the circumstances turn to improve

[nic❔ @longsuitabel]

I'M DONE 💀

[🇵🇸 Stephen Ziŋtkála Lúzahaŋ @SwiftbirdNDN]

Very surprised people actually spent money on those lol

[Geena — Worrier Princess @GDubbaE]

An important seasonal reminder: