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i’ve got no motion on here because ten years ago i told a journo that i was gonna twist her yams off her torso

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Wait did you say “be deterred” or “beat a turd”

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@cryptedcola A man after my own heart

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@placenta_effect This is the note breakdown as best i can tell

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Just made my first legit niche quality scent

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@placenta_effect It really is a blast. I’m not even doing it the “correct” way yet. I’m mostly modifying cheap dupes with higher quality fragrance oils instead of working from just raw ingredients

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@callmemeowsky Oh wait i meant spleen (my mom is a Chinese herbologist and acupuncturist)

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@callmemeowsky Cold bad for kidney

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Cardi B(ear)

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@quiiickly Ya not everyone can be Brendy

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@PulkSlashPull Let it come down is so good

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@TheLetsNotDate God forbid an old nigga get some young punân

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@elliottsmjth That’s what @bitchmailman looks like

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@benjamintormey See, im glad this got a lol. It made me laugh

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They just found him dead with two shots through his head. Execution style. He is the 14th soda scientist to die under suspicious circumstances in the past few months

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@dypschyt Lmao

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❓ there’s someone i like but he would look nicer with different coloured eyes should i tell him that?
💬 Stfu u nigerian #tellonym https://t.co/nBtqoTtukH

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❓ Imma put my belly on you
💬 You better roll yourself into my DM box, honey #tellonym https://t.co/w1ucPkx6Xk

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❓ how to handle a heartbreak
💬 Get balder and never leave the house #tellonym https://t.co/0O4liIXKZL

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Confession time: i think Gabbi Hanna is my one true soulmate

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@Jeff6219845 Did someone call the wahhhmbulance for you?

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@CartoonsHateHer Do the feet get stibky

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@muheediva01 You’re welcome it was my pleasure