Miss Jardine

“The guest will judge better of a feast than the cook.”

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@BenObeseJecty My local takeaway describes non chicken curries and kebabs as 'meat'. I was OK not knowing.

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@EssexPR Shit I thought that was Ellen DeGeneres.

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@ByrneHobart Broke both my ankle and wrist once whilst reading going down the stairs... wouldn't recommend.

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@redheadranting @nypost Very easily bribed.

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@PolitlcsUK Oh gosh, how's he gonna reach his target audience...

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@andyburnham Why don't you do a Twitch stream next... get down with the kids.

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@soniamaya81 Its like going through puberty without the energy of youth.

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@siobhanworld I just cut 2 or 3 inches off the ends every year or so. I don't actually remember the last time I went to the hairdressers, but it was about £5, and that was a perm.

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@fOx1257067 Ooh I remember we'd all fire up our cig lighters at "There's a light.... over at the Frankenstein place"
Imagine doing that now!

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@GBNEWS It looks like an Invacar

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@WingsScotland Its all so tiresome.

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@GBNEWS Its taxed as income. "Wealthy", ie those not in absolute poverty already pay tax on pensions so means testing would end up, as usual, costing more to implement.

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@andyburnham I'd have thought going back to being an MP was less tiring than being a Mayor.

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@DreyfusJames A Freudian slip?

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@andyburnham Isn't there a little office in a shop somewhere in Makerfield you could work from... seems a bit daft to go to London to do your job.

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@latsot I'm just surprised they were using an actual blender to whisk it with and not... something else.

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@Keir_Starmer Do you know her full name?

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@NHSMillion I don't know whether this account was designed to showcase the NHS or troll people. Whatever the reason you are doing a great job of making the general British public hate you.

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@ShemekaMichelle Golden brown, texture like sun
Lays me down, with my mind she runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with golden brown

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@toadmeister I wish the judges and jury were given no information about a perpetrator's race, religion, age, sex or gender. Let's see what happens then.