Marcus Polonius, M.D. 🇺🇸🥷

Gynecologist. Former Local Strava Legend. No longer celibate (unrelated to profession).

[Marcus Polonius, M.D. 🇺🇸🥷 @PoloniusMarcus]

@AlbanianKlay @MTA @NYCMayor Yep.

[Marcus Polonius, M.D. 🇺🇸🥷 @PoloniusMarcus]

Hey @mta and @NYCMayor GO FUCK YOURSELF

[Marcus Polonius, M.D. 🇺🇸🥷 @PoloniusMarcus]

Broke my land speed record today

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Outdoor boys listens to stick figure…🐐

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Reminder that Turtle is in Lone Survivor

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32 degrees and snowing in Tennessee rn btw

[Marcus Polonius, M.D. 🇺🇸🥷 @PoloniusMarcus]

Can hear my neighbor argue with her mother on the phone. I find it very funny that women cannot do this without raising their voice.

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She accepted and messaged me

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Just liked a coworker on hinge

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Just blew my nose on the pot and diarrhea came out

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Makes me upset when varney is out. He should not be allowed to take days off

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Im in the trenches (second stall) fighting a grusome battle (poopin)

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And you too @ATT, dont go thinking i forgot about you pricks

[Marcus Polonius, M.D. 🇺🇸🥷 @PoloniusMarcus]

Hey @MTA FUCK YOU

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Who the fuck signed me up for ACLU texts

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6:42am****

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Two things:

I ran out of hinge likes for the day at 6:42

I just saw a construction dude ripping a poland spring bottle as a bubbler. Reminded me of high school and put a smile on my face

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Id love to see the POV inside JD’s car of them cracking up at how hard they faked out these dumb libs. Look at them run across 🤣

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JD Vance went the WRONG WAY down a one way street to avoid protesters in Wisconsin.

Disgraceful.

[Marcus Polonius, M.D. 🇺🇸🥷 @PoloniusMarcus]

Ive been bringing back snoop talk hard lately (substituting the ending of words with “izzle”) fo shizzle

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@beanwhodreams Oh and i have now shat in all of the stalls on my floor’s bathroom. Checking important boxes!

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Today marks 1 month at new job👍

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@beanwhodreams Im having fun