Garrett

mostly dogs, politics, and videogames

[Garrett @PolymathG42]

Dream job: photographer for @NatlParkService (pictured: @MuirWoodsNPS)

[Garrett @PolymathG42]

@amorygatsby

[Garrett @PolymathG42]

@amorygatsby If you do a lot of gaming, set either the subs or VO to Spanish

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

every picture of fetterman looks like he’s overhearing someone say johnny cash wrote “hurt”

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

While the race has not been officially called, we can confirm that a Dancing With The Stars representative HAS reached out tonight to @laurenboebert…

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

How Tesla became the Axe body spray of cars

[Garrett @PolymathG42]

@amorygatsby It's even better if you sort by best sellers 🤣

[Garrett @PolymathG42]

@GabeLugoPIO At some companies, the salesperson has to go out of their way to make sure that doesn't happen. The marketing team, separate from sales, will make sure that all CRM contacts are automatically fed into nurture campaigns. It's really stupid.

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

To everybody that's congratulating me right now on my new Kid Rock parody video, let me clarify - that's not me. That's actually Kid Rock.

[Bobby Blanchard 🌈 @bobbycblanchard]

Concept for a Ted Lasso spin-off show: Trent Crimm is hired by ESPN to cover American football

[Garrett @PolymathG42]

Ooooooof.

[Kotaku @Kotaku]

The Nintendo GameCube turns 20 today! https://t.co/5L8FHYPQee

[Garrett @PolymathG42]

@amorygatsby I've heard nothing but good things about House House

[Garrett @PolymathG42]

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[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

did it hurt? when you left the house and your dog looked sad?

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Mark Hamill

[NAMI @NAMICommunicate]

"While there is no one way to share your mental challenge when job-searching, here is why I chose to self-disclose during the job search."

https://t.co/UPmnB5aARX

[Garrett @PolymathG42]

@SmashBrosUS is my favorite series of all time. As a fan, please fix your new characters @nintendo. They're insanely overpowered. I recognize that you screw up the balance every time you put out new dlc, but this is kind of ridiculous.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

ICYMI: Trump forgot to actually CONDEMN white supremacists. #Debates2020

[Unity for Games @unitygames]

Today, we’re making history as Unity takes the podium for the @NYSE’s first all-virtual bell ringing experience 🔔

Over 3,300 employees from around the globe are united in this moment, as we ring the bell together. https://t.co/p9LiiCcouK

[Garrett @PolymathG42]

@GabeLugoPIO This might be more of a Douglas Adams scenario...