it is me.. still

honk if youre reading this

[it is me.. still @PooFerrigno]

Willing to sacrifice a toe for a can of root beer rn.

[it is me.. still @PooFerrigno]

Takes a whole different typa freak to be a TSA agent doin pat downs. Mfn person just violated me what the fuck?!! Picking random people out all day to touch their junk is just insane.

[it is me.. still @PooFerrigno]

Shel Silverstein wrote the song a boy named Sue

[it is me.. still @PooFerrigno]

Just been staring at mfs today like why not?

[it is me.. still @PooFerrigno]

Also the Oct 30th batch of hot krunchy kurls is probably the closest they’ve been to the OG recipe so far. Still off. But then again these ones are baked not fried. That is literally all I came on here to say. Good night.

[it is me.. still @PooFerrigno]

What the hell is this app rebranding

[it is me.. still @PooFerrigno]

Uber drivers got her two kids in the back of this Uber and were watching paw patrol… 40 minute ride… why do I have the weirdest Ubers.

[Chicago Fire Media @CFDMedia]

Still & Box at 2913 S. Archer has no injuries or transports thus far; multiple lines on the fire; heavy smoke. 0

[it is me.. still @PooFerrigno]

@emkenad Glass bottle Topo Chico in specific

[it is me.. still @PooFerrigno]

Did Patrick Swayze ever make a bad film??? Don’t say ghost cuz that’s on my top 25.

[it is me.. still @PooFerrigno]

@BIONson Do a quick trip to the Bridgeport inn with me if you’re still around here cousin

[it is me.. still @PooFerrigno]

@Niggalodeon_ Better wax my ass too for anything more than that

[it is me.. still @PooFerrigno]

@cta where are the archer buses ?????

[it is me.. still @PooFerrigno]

These tecates tastin like candy today way too good and I don’t normally ever drink them when I’m not in a domicile so I def should stay in tonight.. #growing #growth #notgettingarrested #maybe

[it is me.. still @PooFerrigno]

@CoolPooLord Did you try putting it in rice

[Jimmy G @AverageJoes_Jim]

The transfer of a 25cent shopping cart among two strangers at Aldi is the closest we get to world peace

[it is me.. still @PooFerrigno]

Am I an A.I?!

Def not. I’d be more like A.D.

artificial dumbass

[it is me.. still @PooFerrigno]

Do these A.I. generated images of people remind you of the random people you invent in your dreams or is it just me?

[it is me.. still @PooFerrigno]

If you put raisins with any 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘩 after 9am you should just clock out and check your mental health.

[Eating plain Jane raisins as a snack does not apply to this. (If you eat Raisin Bran you just keep that to yourself ok.)]

[it is me.. still @PooFerrigno]

@GratefulDead Blossom >