Pope Urban VIII

Damn you, Galileo!

[Pope Urban VIII @PopeUrbanVIII]

We have decided to recognize the independent state of Catalonia and will be setting up an embassy in Barcelona forthwith #Catalonia

[Pope Urban VIII @PopeUrbanVIII]

Put the "L" back in Superbowl! #SuperBowlL

[Pope Urban VIII @PopeUrbanVIII]

Join me and all Roman Numeral lovers in opposing this sacrilege!
http://t.co/5SQSEu35FE via @ESPNChicago

[Mister Tally Man @MisterTallyMan]

#mh370 lands in #Crimea in amazing confluence of #cabletv news obsessions; #CNN explodes

[Robert Zepfel @bobzepfel]

So, as a Twitter content creator, I assume I'm entitled to something out of the IPO. When can I expect my check?

[CaptainHaddock @CaptainHaddock4]

Where can I get a pink slime burger?

[Pope Urban VIII @PopeUrbanVIII]

So when are they going to make me a saint?