Peace. Love. Poplar.

tweeting the dumb shit each other says since 2014

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We are the tweeters but we are also the audience

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I’m in the sun! I have to photosynthesize!

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We’re getting tuned up!

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That man has the blood of ZEUS running through him.

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I’m doing the good weather a disservice if I don’t have an aperol sprit.

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When are you gonna get a mushroom like that? You’re not. Never.

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“I don’t even know the garbage schedule in my town” “this is why we have husbands!”

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Nowadays it’s like Parmesan cheese…just sprinkled all over

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It was truly Hallmarkian

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I love “Home Alone” …. Because I … was home alone.

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Meatballs and mushrooms…

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*on a Zoom call* you gotta give me two minutes, I gotta move my Elf.

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I’m either walking into the new year with a diamond necklace and a YSL bag or I’m walking into the new year with a new man

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I would freestyle the fuck out of this river.

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He certainly does have a prominent seat

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We’re collecting the dots while connecting the dots

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I don’t want Oprah to think I have one dress !

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That’s why we stay out so late. You gotta dance out the drunk.

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I barely had time to be a miracle!

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That’s why my screen time is so high. I’m merging fruit.

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It was like Disney Godfather up in there