Pornstar Jesus

Blasphemy has never been this sexy.
Thanks to Viagara it no longer takes me 3 days to rise.

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Once slept out 2 days for my most recent doll, weather was ok before the night and then colder at night #YMHlive

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@realDonaldTrump That’s it, that does it. I’m 14 and lived in America for 47 year and I’m moving to Uzbekistan

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@steel8883 @realDonaldTrump Pack your bags and hit the bricks, take the L and suck our dicks

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@austisticarteta @realDonaldTrump Bim bam blipple, I got your nipple

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@RudyGiuliani @realDonaldTrump Unzip the truth Rudy!

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@kanyewest It’d be hella cool if you used your celebrity to try to influence the election. You seem informered and like definitely helping Donald put down “thugs”. Definitely smart moves. Racism is tight fam, thanks for helping out Ye

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@MagentaMagic11 @artistbasquiat @artisttwombly Meh

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@realDonaldTrump just did a scene with your daughter #ThroatVote

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@ChuckNellis @tedcruz I'm kind of in the middle of a scene right now. Don't really have time to help this dude tank your country.

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Sick of getting prayers from @TiffBannister1 dad. No I can't help your daughter.

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@TiffBannister1 come see Jesus

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I want custody of your kids

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Of course I was at the World Cup, fuck you think?

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@xebeqotutuu quit spamming the savior hoe

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@ogbvsed yeah mang, you can do some kinky shit with wings

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@ogbvsed doubtttt I'm in heaven right now hitting you from my nextel (brought to you by Nextel, the official sponsor of Heaven)

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@NotClayMerritt what Clay? I'm sick of your bitching. Let Moses take the next one. Idk why it stings when you pee

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@ogbvsed you can get anything at Wal-Mart these days bruh. Best believe I'm hip to the trends

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@Larryoval don't be bashful.

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@samantha_sazz26 nah I'm drunk I'll probably mix the parts up and you'll come out like a fucking Mr. Potato Head put together by a toddler.