Diomedes Fan Account

Yea we back, who else is fighting multiple gods after discovering they are gods! Bro wanted all the beef!

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Seeing *translated from Spanish* during WC season means you’re about to see the most hilariously racist shit ever

[Lewis🇺🇸✝️ @LewisLosesIt]

Rome was one of the greatest empires simply by their ability to get Greeks to pay their taxes

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

It is the official position of the Catholic Church that the sport is called Soccer. Total cultural victory achieved. 🇺🇸

[Oilfield Rando @Oilfield_Rando]

A skid row homeless junkie’s vote counts just as much as yours.

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

She looks like she was made in the oblivion character creator

[Diomedes Fan Account @PostSanders]

I see this and you’re getting called a slur. It’s not even my fault and I don’t have a choice in the matter

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

oh it’s SERIOUS for him😭

[Diomedes Fan Account @PostSanders]

I appreciate the way Microsoft’s like hey I see you want to save a file. Would you like to save that to easily accessible desktop? How about also accessible downloads? How about our default option sending it to the fucking one drive void where you’ll never get it again.

[Adso Øvbelk @AdsoOfBelk]

When I was in Norway last year I spent a week hiking 8 hours a day and then reading Moby Dick, no screen time, and by the end of it my internal monologue was Ishmael-coded and I was making notes like this

[Saikat Chakrabarti @saikatc]

Way more Dems than Golden want to continue this war. But they know it's politically toxic to vote for this war.

So Dem leadership gets Golden to be the one vote to make sure this fails. He's not running for re-election, so he has nothing to lose. That's how this works.

[Diomedes Fan Account @PostSanders]

@OnlinePunk @UsingLyft A month in India is all it took for me to see there’s just whole different worlds out there. Put a turnstile in India and it’s unusable because no one could fathom the idea of them not going this instant and maybe having to wait for someone else first.

[Diomedes Fan Account @PostSanders]

Driving for just an hour in South Korea will make you a full on Japanese supremacist

[Diomedes Fan Account @PostSanders]

Apple Maps is great because when you search for something you know is nearby it snaps you to another hemisphere on the globe to a city that also doesn’t make sense based on what you typed in

[Diomedes Fan Account @PostSanders]

@romanhelmetguy @IMPERATORAUS Finally someone reasonable

[Diomedes Fan Account @PostSanders]

Sometimes you just gotta stare at the menu that has no Latin characters and pretend you can figure out what’s it’s saying. Hasn’t worked yet but I’m also not close too

[Diomedes Fan Account @PostSanders]

Me walking into any McDonald’s in Asia (I’m home)

[Patrick Casey @restoreorderusa]

>allow immigrant named "Mohamed Jalloh" into America
>he's arrested for providing support to ISIS
>let him remain in America instead of denaturalizing and deporting him
>he shoots up a university

All of this is *entirely* avoidable.

[Alex @_alex_joshua]

"I really hope everything quiets down soon"

The Cuba subplot next week:

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

When you didn’t want the US involved with Iran but the submarine kill videos are sick

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

“Return your shopping cart, ser.”