KY Jelly jerk

Yall still using lotion? Grow up.

[KY Jelly jerk @KyJerk]

Crimson desert feels like it was designed by a classroom of 1st graders saying “and then” but built by the greatest game devs ever

[KY Jelly jerk @KyJerk]

@OnlinePunk I don’t love the songs you’re talking about. But I have very high hopes for the new album. The single is heat

[KY Jelly jerk @KyJerk]

@OnlinePunk That song is ass but that’s the only skip

[KY Jelly jerk @KyJerk]

Sports pundits I simply don’t like:
1. RGIII
2. Richard Jefferson
3. Greg Olson

[KY Jelly jerk @KyJerk]

@TrashCanDale HB Dive is a critically foundational play that also keeps the linebackers honest. There are no mid post routes or sweeps without the HB Dive

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Board meeting is Thursday

EBITDA is light

Not by much

But enough that the PE associate will ask a question I don't want to answer

So I spent this morning doing what every good CFO does when the numbers don't tell the right story

I changed the story

$340K in consulting fees moved from OpEx to "integration costs" — below the line

$185K in recruiting expenses reclassed to "one-time restructuring" — below the line

$92K in software implementation that's been running for 11 months reclassed as "non-recurring" — below the line

It recurs every year

But it's non-recurring in the way that matters

Which is the way the board sees it

Adjusted EBITDA is now above plan

The PE associate will nod

The controller will not make eye contact with me for the rest of the week

She knows

She always knows

But she also knows that the add-backs are technically defensible

And in finance technically defensible is the only kind of truth that matters

Sent from my iPhone

[KY Jelly jerk @KyJerk]

@fredsoda If only someone had ever foreseen such a conflict of personal and public interests 2,000 years ago

[Soda @fredsoda]

basically everyone who would do a good job at pursuing American interests on the global stage work in the private sector (e.g., Jamie Dimon of JP Morgan Chase)

every US politician you see is literally second- or third-string talent from a human capital perspective

[KY Jelly jerk @KyJerk]

When you get VOD’d and they say “you actually have decent mechanics”

[Aidan @notonstilts]

@AFpost Epstein in 2013:

[a newsman @a_newsman]

MSNBC is live defending the second amendment and the conservatives on twitter are explaining that the existence of a firearm in an interaction with a federal agent is a justifiable death sentence. I’m beginning to feel like no one actually believes anything

[Anthony Amico @amicsta]

I hate the way pass interference is officiated. This is why we need full-time refs with proper training.

It should not be the case that you can loft an underthrown folly floater and be rewarded because the WR has to slow down to adjust.

Happens in every game and needs to stop.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Breaking: After a historic 19-season run in Pittsburgh, Mike Tomlin just informed his team that he is stepping down as the Steelers head coach, sources tell @JFowlerESPN and me.

The Steelers now will be looking for only their fourth head coach since 1969.

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

Welcome to our new walkable community called Gridlock Estates™.

These duplexes start at $2.3M and sport a $4,800/mo HOA fee.

We have a strict no pets rules and pedestrian traffic is frowned upon

Welcome Home™.

[Adam Steel @RenegadeAdam]

Tomlin after the bengals complete their 35th slant route against his 200 million dollar defense (he has no plans to adjust)

[Dominic Michael Tripi @DMichaelTripi]

BREAKING: FBI Director Kash Patel says that there is no credible evidence that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked young women to other individuals.

[KY Jelly jerk @KyJerk]

@Huffman4758 @steelernation We picked up expert sabotage artist Cam Sutton last year …

[sports tweeter Matthias 🇨🇴🇲🇽🇪🇨🇧🇷 @sportswaatcher]

Skattebo pass pro is just CTE maxing, he's special

[JonnydelsFA @jonnydels]

Yeah, Mahomes is getting dirty with the sideline stuff and abusing rules. The defender clearly let up, trying not to get a flag for whiping him out, and he then took advantage to light the guy up. This should be a message to all teams. Greenlight to unleash on him.