Communist Potato 🪆🥔

They/Them. Ask me for Power Rangers or Muppets trivia. Lizzbian🔥 Vote like you care about other people ✌️🗳

[Communist Potato 🪆🥔 @PowerGayngerr]

Tbt to 5 years ago today when Hillary Clinton blocked me over this. (But Grey DeLisle liked and retweeted it)

[Communist Potato 🪆🥔 @PowerGayngerr]

When @HillaryClinton tweets so much you can't find anything from @GreyDeLisle

[Communist Potato 🪆🥔 @PowerGayngerr]

Fuck Elon Musk

[HTTP://BTTM @lil_slimebucket]

pour one out today

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

(solemnly) yas queen

[angie 🫧���� @ih8petewentz]

you’re laughing. queen elizabeth is about to be reincarnated as trisha paytas’ baby and you’re laughing.

[TUSHY Bidet @hellotushy]

Congratulations to Leah Michele! Just a reminder, our bidets are so easy to install, you don't even need to read the instructions.

[Communist Potato 🪆🥔 @PowerGayngerr]

@Uber_Support wtf? Make it make sense. Why do you actively make it so hard for drivers to get support? Give us an email we can actually send info to. Give us a phone number with people who can help, not literally read the same pages I am off the Uber website.

[Communist Potato 🪆🥔 @PowerGayngerr]

Spoiler free Dr Strange review: Wanda is Raccacoonie #EverythingEverywhereAllAtOnce #MultiverseOfMadness

[Communist Potato 🪆🥔 @PowerGayngerr]

Apparently last night I called a friend while high and sick and cried bc “I feel like I can’t maintain homeostasis 😭”

[Communist Potato 🪆🥔 @PowerGayngerr]

Help I’m in a gift shop in Texas and can’t stop quoting Christine Sydelko to my mom- she’s confused as to why I’m taking tampons to the club #dontmesswithtexas #christinesydelko @psydsys

[Communist Potato 🪆🥔 @PowerGayngerr]

How it started vs. How it ended #LegendsArceus #Pokemon

[Communist Potato 🪆🥔 @PowerGayngerr]

@HannahB_rad_ley Yes….?

[Communist Potato 🪆🥔 @PowerGayngerr]

Should I smoke a joint rolled with my old Social Security card with my deadname?

[Communist Potato 🪆🥔 @PowerGayngerr]

Cassowaries are the only avian dinosaurs 🦅 I fear as much as a non-avian dinosaur 🦖 #ouid

[Communist Potato 🪆🥔 @PowerGayngerr]

Not me choosing @youtubemusic over #SpotifyPremium because they let me listen to @ratatousical during all this mess 😂😂

[Communist Potato 🪆🥔 @PowerGayngerr]

Who knew an old video of my ex singing like a Muppet chicken would ruin an otherwise amazing night

[Communist Potato 🪆🥔 @PowerGayngerr]

The queer mentally unhealthy urge to demolish your exes car is strong today

[Communist Potato 🪆🥔 @PowerGayngerr]

I’m bamboozled that in 2021 this guy thought he could fake being Native American to get cast in a movie and assumed no one would look into it and find out- @netflix should also be ashamed for not finding out first (or hiding it if they did) #ATLA #Avatar