SeptemberGurl

[SeptemberGurl @PowerPop909]

@alphafox Dermaplaning. It provides a smooth canvas for makeup and product absorption.

[SeptemberGurl @PowerPop909]

@RVealingthenarc Stage Mom instead of a partner.

[SeptemberGurl @PowerPop909]

@Protestia A local church I visited recently had the “worship” band play a secular song during a break. Neither that performance nor this cringefest extravaganza tickled my ears.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

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[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The Strait of Hormuz has been opened and closed more times than a Grindr app at a Republican convention.

[SeptemberGurl @PowerPop909]

@krishnanrohit I was ordered back to the office last year and people there don’t talk to each other. They go out of their way to avoid looking at people passing in the hallway. Apart from a guy obsessed with my hair and another guy obsessed with my car, I could go days sans interactions.

[Joe G @EastEndJoe]

Sending in the main expert because no one else can figure out what the issue is.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

BREAKING: The algae in the Reflecting Pool has agreed to stop growing in exchange for a $300 billion pallet of cash.

[SeptemberGurl @PowerPop909]

@ThrillaRilla369 No problem. I’d volunteer to be a lookout.

[SeptemberGurl @PowerPop909]

@Mikehomeseller It’s like that in my neighborhood and even at work. Makes me sad. I do understand that some people may just be anxious, so I try not to take it personal. I am shy, but I do like greeting people. Kindness is free.

[Joe Bonamassa (Official) @JBONAMASSA]

This is great for young science students. Now they can experience what the internal temperature of the earths core is actually like for themselves.

[SeptemberGurl @PowerPop909]

@BrianEastwoodx The bald feckless wonder is reaping the whirlwind now.

[SeptemberGurl @PowerPop909]

@sty_defi Only thing she has to offer are the two headlights she cannot manage to cover up. Might as well hang a sign on them saying, “Open for business.”

[SeptemberGurl @PowerPop909]

@JimSpenceDundee We need a reciprocity program. I travel solo, so I need some guidance!

[SeptemberGurl @PowerPop909]

@ThoughtCrimes80 I’d like to add the jury duty pool to the list based on my recent experience.

[alana del rey 🪩🤍 @alanadel97x]

These American women buzzing about the Scottish guys being over there expecting Jamie Fraser from Outlander and end up getting wee John from Castlemilk 😭

[SeptemberGurl @PowerPop909]

@ChristnNitemare The businesses like that have never been able to get my hair right since I don’t have long ombre hair and don’t fit in the trad wife mold.

[SeptemberGurl @PowerPop909]

@Toribabieegirl Water, coffee, herbal tea. I cut out diet soda at age 15.

[SeptemberGurl @PowerPop909]

@nypost Doesn’t elevate her in any way. She still looks messy. Money should be spent on a reputable stylist.