I could have rugged and ran away, everyone but the most faithful turned their back on me, the crowd called me a scammer just because a 125x floor pump did a retrace, even if I never extracted, never tried to do another mint, never hitlered something on my community, etc, etc.
Hypio still would have its provenance, lore, wealthy holderbase, v.v... Everything would have been okay. A lot of people would have done it, tbh, in my shoes. And a part of me wants to go, take a vacation, trade again, enjoy my spoils. But the job's not done.
Our team are the largest holders of Hypio NFTs and they will make great gifts that can buy a home for our children after we have cemented our legacy. We still have a lot of work to do here. We're going to chip away everything that isn't "HYPIO" in this next phase, and you'll understand, negativity is a purification. The opposite is true. A Hyperliquid Remilio derivative now have Milady's Mandate of a Heaven.
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Bad Bunnz, MegaETH Mainnet, and What’s Next
We hope you got the allocation you were hoping for. Many Bad Bunnz members were eligible for at least the minimum allocation, currently worth around $11 000 at premarket prices (around $4B FDV at TGE).
While we wait for the MegaETH mainnet, expected around December (not yet confirmed), things are moving fast both in the ecosystem and on our side with what we’re building.
The first thing to keep in mind is that the MegaETH Foundation is planning a mainnet incentive program. At premarket prices, this represents around $100M FDV.
The foundation has already confirmed that the program goes beyond the Megamafias projects, which means it’s going to be massive for the whole MegaETH ecosystem. Few people are talking about it yet, but we have no doubt CT will catch on soon.
The first eligibility criterion is having participated in the MegaETH public sale (placing even one bid is enough).
We expect the eligibility criteria for this incentive program to once again revolve around active participation in the ecosystem, except this time the projects will be live.
So once again, we expect NFTs to play an important role (we think the foundation will reuse some of the previous criteria and add new ones for the mainnet, such as active use of dapps).
Beyond the fact that holding one Bad Bunnz increased your allocation in the public sale, Bad Bunnz holders also received top allocations in all premainnet projects (Megalio NFTs, Lemonade NFTs, early access codes for most Megamafias apps, etc.).
To put it simply, since mint, Bad Bunnz has been the easiest way to qualify for the MegaETH public sale.
And holding a Bad Bunnz will very likely once again be the easiest way to qualify for the MegaETH mainnet incentive program and climb the ranks.
In short, Bad Bunnz remains the best exposure to the MegaETH ecosystem you can buy today.
And Bad Bunnz isn’t just a top-tier art IP.
Bad Bunnz is growing fast and taking an increasingly important place within the MegaETH ecosystem.
We strongly recommend following @fasterdotfun, @BunnzPaw, and @PrismFi_ to stay updated on everything happening in the Bad Bunnz ecosystem.
Not to mention all our partners that we’ll be highlighting in the coming days.
More news coming very soon.
mofos keep asking wtf is faster. heard about rugs? faster offers rugs, carpets, mats. don't get it? fuck u:
>> rug as fast as the chain
>> experience tremors like everyday is a black swan
>> rug creators reward good communities
>> dump it to pump it
future of finance sth
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Shrimpers... Joined... The... Nap... 🦥🦐💤
We’ve got 20 Shrimpers whitelist spots exclusively for Sloths!
Say your piece about @anoma or @Shrimpers_nft on X, then slip the link into our DC. We’ll tap the best. You have 48 hours.
Our... Intent... Remains... Lazy...
A... Bloom... Onchain...
The Lotus Upgrade commemorative mint is now LIVE🪷
This piece honors the time when @celestia refined its rhythm.
A quiet marker in the long poem of modular expansion.
It happened. We were here🦥.
Mint:
https://t.co/KfPrXX7xAs
Artwork by @sadsadstory1984
L₿apps 💤
A total of 100 @Citrea_xyz testnet codes are up for grabs for Sloths in our Discord, submissions are open for the next 24 hours 🦥🍊
Learn more about how @Citrea_xyz enables faster and cheaper ₿appchains with @Celestia underneath 👇
Lazy... Vibes... and... Good... Intentions...
A total of 100 @Anoma testnet codes are up for grabs for Sloths in our Discord, submissions are open for the next 24 hours.
Also, a quick Lazy TV highlight featuring @thespacecatjr, on the Anoma testnet and our long-term vibes 🧙♂️🦥
I'm whitelisted for the @badlydrawnbarry
main collection mint, coming soon to megaeth on @rarible fun.
It's still not too late for you. read the story. Talk to barry ⤵️ https://t.co/CqQolDDTAE
who is barry?
introducing "badly drawn barry", a badly drawn art collection, coming to @megaeth.
barry represents the common folk. the small accounts. the ones trying to find their place in the world.
there's a (long) story here, plus mint details and other info. ⤵️
tl;dr
- open edition of a special edition barry on megaeth testnet on @rarible fun (very soon)
- followed by testnet mint of a limited collection of 222 barries (few weeks)
- curated wl (just ask for it), preference to small accounts
- 222 barries then airdropped for free on megaeth maintnet
- community of barries forms, supporting each other
- live happily ever after
longer version of the story next...
how it started
in 2021, i had the time of my life during nft summer.
i was minting things every day. chasing down new projects. having heaps of fun.
and i felt so inspired by what was going on around me that i wanted to create something myself. i just didn't know what.
i thought long and hard, and came up with the idea of "badly drawn barry".
i'm terrible at drawing and have no real tech/dev skills, but i thought i could at least tell a story and create a character that would become my persona.
barry represented every failed trade, every missed opportunity, every round trip, every fuckup.
he was me as a small account trying to fit in among people with much larger followings and much more talent and bigger networks.
i spent weeks hand drawing barries and was only able to do 113 barries in total, but i was incredibly proud of them.
then i launched the project and nobody cared.
i gave a few barries to friends and sold 7 in total.
the og collection lives on here: https://t.co/r3y8epfOj6
the dreams i had of creating an impactful moment were evidently rather unrealistic.
who is barry?
barry is based on my favourite tv character, named barry, from the british soap opera eastenders.
i love barry. he's a great guy. a bit of a fool, but his heart's in the right place.
fast forward to 2025
after nft summer, i dipped in and out of crypto, sometimes taking extended breaks.
i got heavily involved with blast but then also burned myself out once more.
being a small account, i always felt smol and insignificant.
i wasn't good at spotting trends. i was a poor trader. bad networker. and i had no exceptional skills.
but the most fun i have had in crypto has always been during times when i've been part of a community, although i never properly found one where i fit in.
when megaeth came along, a community formed organically, and things were exciting again.
there was a lot going on. cool apps (hello @Showdown_TCG, hello @noise_xyz).
i started to engage with other people, mostly fellow small accounts, and it's been great.
i also found myself sometimes being noticed and acknowledged by bigger accounts, and it was empowering.
i still had this feeling that i wanted to create something and i kept coming back to barry.
i made an off-the-cuff comment one day about the collection, and @y0_berry, @bhoughkneeni and @0xWildxX said, "why don't you launch it on megaeth?"
i then got in touch with @rarible fun and @jonathancolon, and came up with a plan.
so here we are.
the collection
we're starting with an open edition of a special edition megaeth barry, which i'll keep open for 7 days (the age of my son).
i think it would be amazing to finally realise my dream of having so many people own a barry.
but this is just the beginning.
i'm going to flesh out the original collection, so there will be 222 barries in total that will launch as a full collection on megaeth testnet as a free mint.
the mint will be in a few weeks, and it will be whitelist only.
to get whitelist, you just have to ask me for it, and i will curate the list.
preference will be given to small accounts, accounts in the megaeth community and friends.
i'd love to connect on a more personal level with everyone for us all to continue to support and uplift each other (the megaeth way).
the testnet collection will launch on @rarible fun and then once megaeth mainnet comes, everyone will be airdropped their unique barry for free.
plus, i will then go to bat for all the barries, and i'll do everything i can to get wl spots and whatever perks in megaeth i can find for us all.
maybe i'll even set up a twitter group chat for us. nothing too hectic. keeping things simple.
collabs
i'm open to doing a small number of collabs for wl with established megaeth projects like @badbunnz_ and @megalioeth and @meganacci etc. just reach out!
who even am i?
a tiny bit about me. i'm barry. dad of 2 + 1 puppy. 40+ years old. living in london. in crypto since 2017.
i work for an intergovernmental organisation and have a background in non-profit comms and journalism.
i have no intention of extracting anything, i'm just here for a good time and to make frens.
why care?
you definitely don't have to care about any of this. in fact, i don't expect you to.
but i want to create something, even if it's only a little thing for me.
more info
there will be no website. all the info should be in this post or else shared by me on twitter.
feel free to ask questions!
The @CelestineSloths have been taken over by my man @canbildik.
I can't recall the countless nights he helped me during the transition from @PacoLeGordo. I'm not going to lie, it was a super stressful period for me.
Without any financial incentives (and that matters whether you like it or not), he showed up on multiples late night calls to support me. Now where we at?
> @zmanian is back
> @sadsadstory1984 has been producing art again for Lazy Day
> Lazy TV is a thing
> @anoma and others came on a stream
> The community is back together
> @Calderaxyz decided to airdrop around 700$ worth of $ERA to Sloths holders, which was rougly the price of a sloth (Now we stand at 1.2k). Do what you want with this information.
There is a lot of negativity thrown around Celestia, and yet, I'm still convinced about the modular thesis. If you can't get it, I highly recommend posts from @ssaintleger and @kkocality to understand more. Or maybe you are too retarded to understand the vision.
The future is mammo, or sloth, or lazy, whatever you want to phrase it. Are you a beta? If you're not, ape some TIA. You'll thank me later.
TL:DR: be bullish on @canbildik
Don't... stay... lazy 🦥
Lazy... Vibes... and... Good... Intentions...
A total of 100 @Anoma testnet codes are up for grabs for Sloths in our Discord, submissions are open for the next 24 hours.
Also, a quick Lazy TV highlight featuring @thespacecatjr, on the Anoma testnet and our long-term vibes 🧙♂️🦥
Falling... From... Trees... 🍃🦥
The @Calderaxyz airdrop claim is now live for Sloths at https://t.co/BfqcpY6au7
Connect your submitted EVM addresses to claim your $ERA
LMera 🦥🌋