The mad kan$😈

Ex-Civil Engineer who Loves Rock and Metal🤟🎶🎶🎸
expertise in procrastination

log itna roast karte he ki kaala pada gaya hu😭

[The mad kan$😈 @Pranav__Pawar]

#AmbaniWedding How did you manage to invite all these big celebs to your daughter's wedding?
#MukeshAmbani :

[Vinayak Bhosle @win2492]

https://t.co/tGoKawfNuz

#मी_राजपात्रित_अधिकारी
#मी_बेरोजगार
#90_percent_joining_order
#MPSC #MES_२०२०
#PWD #WRD
#Maharashtra #government #Unemployment
#maharashtranews

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Next people will ask the Government to step into Bollywood and let Babus decide the casting of a Movie.
"Please bring your modeling portfolio after getting attested by a Gazetted officer"

[Kamina @bittu7664]

*On call*

Relatives: Beta kaise ho? kidhar ho aajkal?

Me: Ji hospital mein hu, corona hua hai.

Relatives: Humari pahechan mein ek ladki hai usko bhi corona hua hai kaho to baat chalaye.

[brett montana @justbrad]

Nature is returning

[The mad kan$😈 @Pranav__Pawar]

@JeanLuc_Lemur Sorry it was me I had a test so I searched vlookup on the internet probably that's why

[The mad kan$😈 @Pranav__Pawar]

@srujanagham @ToriyamaArts

[SwatKat💃 @swatic12]

Me : "Ek chai de do mumma"

Mom : "Aatm nirbhar bano apna kaam khud kiya karo"

Me : "Apne liye ladka khud dhund leti hun phir"

*(Flying chappal received, no idea why)*

[NaeZee @iamnaezee]

😹😹😹

[SwatKat💃 @swatic12]

No one

Tiger shroff in his movies :

[Crispy🍟 @CrispyAnime]

Anime: Netflix Adaptation:

[Anant @_Aawarahun]

When you applied force per unit area.

[Akash @vaderakash]

Netflix: *shows credits at the start of episode*

Me (skipping intro):

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

The fact that no time-travelers were seen at the Wuhan Wet Market, trying to stop a person from buying bats, proves it started at a high security China Institute of Virology, which a normal Traveler couldn't trespass.

[TheSwordOfDarkrai @Sword_darkrai17]

If 2020 Was An Anime Character

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Modi-ji's speech should come with a 'Skip Intro' button.