George Washington

First President, father of my country, general legend.

[Sherlonya @sherlonya]

@Pres_Washington A cupcake has been made in your honor- The Cherry Chopper: http://t.co/8dBeqiEx5y #GeorgeWashington #cupcakes #presidents

[George Washington @Pres_Washington]

@dAEAdpool_CEO Why thank you, citizen.

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725 followers? Good gracious.

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Greetings!

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So hungover. I don't know how @PresidentAdams can cope with so much drink.

[George Washington @Pres_Washington]

Glee reminds me a lot of the Continental Congress. @PresidentAdams can belt out a great number.

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FUCK YOU. RT “@B_Franks1706: This ones for you @Pres_Washington http://t.co/ErNF8oD”

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My money's on India. RT “@TheQueenofScots: When India and Pakistan start blowing each other into oblivion, I call front row seats.”

[MouthWatchers @mouth_watchers]

George Washington's dentures were made from walrus, hippopotamus, and cows' teeth, as well as elephant tusks. #funfact

[Cannibis Fact @weedfact]

Both George Washington and Tomas Jefferson grew marijuana on thier plantations....

[Mary, Queen of Scots @TheQueenofScots]

The only things that men like to talk about are sex, politics and themselves. Marie R.

[George Washington @Pres_Washington]

@Prez_Washington Shut your mouth or I'll kick your ass like I kicked the British's.

[jeannierocket.bsky.social @JeannieRocket]

In other news, I like that twitter put @Pres_Washington under the "similar to you" thing when I looked at my profile. We're similar, DUH.

[George Washington @Pres_Washington]

Yes, I do write it 'neighboUr'. God, it's only 1799 guys.

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How annoying. The Winehouse Room is right next to the Washington Room up here in heaven. She's not giving a great impression as a neighbour.

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Everyone should follow my future self, @ZombieGeorgeW

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@JohnQuincyAdamz @martyvanburen @abe_lincoln @milardfilmore #FoundedACountryJustSayin

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Aah well, better luck next time America. #worldcupfinal

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FACT: Kaiser Wilhelm II Germany had erotic fantasies about his own mother.