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I met Paul Thomas Anderson and ever since I’ve been trying to think of an organic excuse to post the photo. Anyway I never could so here it is.

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@BigJebBos I offered a counter to your argument and instead of engaging with it you just rattled off four different, unrelated arguments. You don’t even make them, you just list them like they’re Wikipedia articles. That’s not how this is supposed to work.

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@BigJebBos @dynogems @WSOLogan That Title IX bit is crap, any advantage the women may have enjoyed from that head start has been equalized long ago. “Elite athletes aren’t being siphoned off” yeah so you agree with me. The problem isn’t the cost.

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@RichJonesMedia It isn’t, it’s just cope. The women’s team has won four world cups and they are developed in the same system. If the system was really the problem they’d suck too.

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@NobletStrength Shut the fuck up bro you’re supposed to say money bad everything should be free and then throw confetti into the air. Didn’t you watch John Oliver?

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@AmandaMAtwell Everyone blaming cost while ignoring that the women’s team has won four World Cups and youth soccer is just as expensive for them.

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@dynogems @WSOLogan @BigJebBos Doesn’t stop the women from winning four world cups. Travel ball costs the same no matter what gender the kid is so if cost was the issue it seems weird that the consequences of that are only apparent for the men’s team.

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MLS isn't going to have salty Bosnians in my mentions so it won't hit the same.

[New York Post @nypost]

MLS ready to 'take it from here' after World Cup's massive USMNT ratings https://t.co/4yxa150MjW

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There’s no female NFL to steal all the most talented athletes. Everyone is trying to crack the code of why the USA can’t field a soccer team that can compete on the international stage when really it’s as simple as if Mbappe were born in Bexar County, TX he’d be a wide receiver.

[Cons @CaptainCons]

Someone explain something to me like I’m 5

And if this has happened already, forgive me

Has the women’s team/leadership just sat the men down and said, “So you want to win World Cups? Here’s what you do.”

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@CaptainCons There’s no female NFL to steal all the most talented athletes. Everyone is trying to crack the code of why the USA can’t field a soccer team that can compete on the international stage when really it’s as simple as if Mbappe were born in Bexar County, TX he’d be a wide receiver.

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@Akrambtw @MyWork95768 @Kalshi He's literally wearing a Kalshi hat and this is an ad for Kalshi. I don't think the dots are that hard to connect.

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@HieronimHanza @12ldifhdhd @ZeodrakeV Nothing says “normal and functioning country” like being locked in a civil war since 1975.

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@thedeadcentrex @KLASSIQTUNEZ People talk about Vine constantly.

[Young_Gouki @Home 😌 @Young_Gouki]

Twitter FGC is funny because literal professionals who play the game for a living will talk about how the low risk high reward mechanic is kinda whack and then some sub 1600MR 2-2er will tell them about how Ryu drive rush into donkey kick actually adds real depth to the neutral.

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RT @BracketDemonsGG: The West Coast, United Again.

NorCal& SoCal come together for a weekend of competition, community, and unforgettable…

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@scceme @QueDeevo "Lets you" is wild, like you're going to bring the bank your money and they're going to say "No you already gave us too much money."

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@Joe__Monty @coachpickle_ The point of scoring goals is to win the game.

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@BleacherReport @MLB

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@goyimfarmer @PsychicNecrosis @OurOwnNation I am a new tie wearing.

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin