PresidentPun

Making puns and jokes off the president's name complete with pictures because it's fun. Note: we're very biased against whoever is in power, Rep or Dem, et. al.

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President Dump @POTUS https://t.co/IfwIoFYM8G

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@stoimeniliev @FIDE_chess @advorkovich Emil isn’t going to resign, he’s a sociopath and enjoys the attention. He will need to be forced out by the board or however that works at FIDE.

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@Petzein @Trackmania I’m going to try this now. https://t.co/zT5f6tUu7V

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@Trackmania been getting crashes on trackmania on ps5. Usually happens as I exit a track but has happened other times. I get about 3 crashes a day. I’ve been submitting the crash reports. Any advice?

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@NickSharpley @Trackmania @Visa_Fr Maybe works? I’m about to try it. https://t.co/zT5f6tUu7V

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@Petzein @Trackmania Suuucks. I know I don’t pay a ton but I do pay for the game on computer and PS5. Sometimes I just want to sit on the couch and play. The thing crashes on PS5 every night.

Does yours happen every time you play, at some point?

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@deputydogblitzn @NWSSanAntonio Lolol the fact that you have made it as many years as you have is amazing. How dumb can you be?

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@Trackmania COTD was broken today. I tried to join 5 minutes after the cup started which should have allowed me in but it didn’t. I use PS5. Joining put me into a Normal TOTD server and I was one of many complaining about this issue so it is widespread.

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@oztish @Chip192203 @simongerman600 Can you “vote” no selection? Like check the “abstain” box or turn in a blank ballot? If so, I’m totally fine with this.

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@rottieluvr1 @swagg__R @simongerman600 More education and money means you have less issues and hate people less which means you vote with the party that is less hateful, hence why cities are blue.

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@jonesjoshuad @simongerman600 Thank you for my food. What does this have to do with voting. This is the weirdest non sequitur I’ve read today.

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@PalmerReport @MM00520035 Polls are accurate enough. They let you know their error, but they can be misused and conducted improperly. Pollsters have to make sure to properly get a snapshot of the pop. And you may need to interpret better. Check the poll but check yourself too.

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@gangstabride @c_lock1 @metroadlib I have a really nice job. No severance has been offered my entire career. I’ve seen people walked out the door. They get a, “please leave your laptop” and that’s all.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

We’re supposed to announce Logan and Deadpool will soon be the first R-rated movies on Disney+. But we all know some Disney movies should already be rated R for irreversible trauma.

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@utemnolan @phiamenina The reason to have a dishwasher is actually to be green. Studies have shown that modern dishwashers are way more efficient than humans. The second you have more than 8 dishes, the sink is less efficient. Also our family of 4 can fill a dishwasher in 2 days.

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@helt1627 @Zachgott92 @Pattyfalino @ZibaLady1 @JoJoFromJerz Biden may also be a wee bit smarter. See bleach and sun-staring incidents for just 2 of many possible references.

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@Denny44802539 @JoJoFromJerz Classic Trump-educated individual. They know one adjective: sad.

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@TBS03758315 @iliasofjohn @January6thCmte January 6th happened and far-right people were responsible. Regardless of political affiliation people should be prosecuted for these crimes. Stop changing the subject.

[The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @TheAstuteGaloot]

We said…

#AntiBlackRacism
#BlackLivesMatter

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@StaySolidKhaled @StephenKing Four eyes? What are we, 12?

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@iamalsohere @TitanoFinance This tweet is misinformation. There is $12 MILLION in liquidity. They have not rugged, this was a planned migration and the only thing different about the new contract is it is more secure. https://t.co/O3D00GKYOO