This sounds like an overambitious promise that will never come to life and result in a half-assed mechanic, meaning the remake is staying extremely faithful to the original in this aspect
Christianity is so funny bc any religion that takes itself seriously would find it insulting to put the Word of God on a piece of cardboard meant to be covered in slop and thrown in the trash
Remember how she had to hide being a hazbin hotel fan because her tradcath husband thought it was satanic until HE watched it and interpreted it as a conservative masterpiece and then she was allowed to watch hazbin hotel as a 34 year old woman
“I didn’t wanna vote for the billionaire with policies that actually help the working class, so I voted for the establishment puppet with no policy backed by 10 billionaires instead”
Anti-nitpick: I think Han Solo mistaking a parsec for a unit of time is a great allusion to him being full of crap, even if the line was originally written in ignorance.