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[Oblivious @PrimitiveBanker]

@alashshukla मैंने अभी कहीं पढ़ा था कि जिस हिसाब से भ्रष्ट लोग विपक्ष छोड़कर जिल्ले इलाही की शरण में जा रहे हैं, विपक्ष में अब ज्यादातर ईमानदार लोग ही बचे हैं।

[Oblivious @PrimitiveBanker]

रावण ने लंका का सोना नहीं बेचा क्योंकि उसके पास पुष्पक पहले से था। एक IDBI में पता है कितने प्राइवेट जेट आ सकते हैं?
रावण अपनी सोने की लंका पे गर्व करता था, यहां वाला चौबीस घंटे पिछड़ेपन का रोना रोता रहता है। ऐसे दरिद्र के घर लक्ष्मी कैसे टिकेगी?

[Newton Bank Kumar @idesibanda]

'Ravan' me laakh buraiyan thi magar kabhi 'Lanka ki Sona' ko nahi becha, aur yehan 'kalki ke avatar' sirf 50k Crore ke liye 'IDBI Bank' bech rahe 😀

[Oblivious @PrimitiveBanker]

@idesibanda सिर्फ 50K करोड़?

आपको मालूम है 50K Cr में कितनी लाडली बहनाओं का वोट खरीदा जा सकता है?
या कितने फर्जी आंदोलन खड़े करके देश को मुद्दे से भटकाया जा सकता है?
या कितने मुख्यमंत्रियों के लिए चमचमाते जेट खरीदे जा सकते हैं?
या कितने मृतकों को मुआवजा देकर मुँह बंद कराया जा सकता है?

[Oblivious @PrimitiveBanker]

@Tejusurya_ And Mount Everest is the extortion money Indian government collects from its 2% taxpayers.

[Oblivious @PrimitiveBanker]

इस साल प्लेसमेंट के लिए गूगल माइक्रोसॉफ्ट की जगह प्रशांत भूषण और योगेंद्र यादव आयेंगे।

[Niraj Pandit @nirajcpandit]

IIT Bombay students are protesting outside the director’s bungalow, demanding a meeting with him over the police action to remove students from the justice cornor of the campus earlier today.

@htTweets @HT_Mumbai #Protests

[Nitin R @finallynitin]

If the government genuinely wants to curb liquidity in Indian equity markets, here are some policy recommendations:

1. Raise LTCG tax retrospectively to 20.47% so that FII are not able to exit longterm holdings. Apt lesson for the goras.

2. Re-KYC everytime a broker login is done. Plus an NOC from five ministries, renewed monthly, mandatory for selling.

3. Exit Transaction Tax (ETT) on every sell order. Plus 56% Liquidity Cess on that ETT. Selling of stocks leads to capital outflows & must be discouraged.

4. All price bands should be capped to 5% maximum. After all why does a stock need to move 10, 20% in a day.

5. Launch a National Liquidity Eradication Mission (NLEM) under a Bharatiya Nirdhan Trader committee with a ₹78,000 crore budget to investigate why liquidity is so abundant.

Na rahegi liquidity, na hogi underperformance. 💪

[AnuragChandraa @AnuragChandraa]

Rajya Sabha MP ne sansadiya jaanch maangi hai.
Itne bade sauda ki sansad mein charcha kyun nahi?
Bahas se dar kaisa? 🎤
#IDBINotForSale #SaveIDBI

[AnuragChandraa @AnuragChandraa]

Read Prof. Arvind Panagariya's piece in ET today, "Pivot to Privatisation 2.0". With all respect to the Chairman of the 16th Finance Commission, I did not need a single outside fact to answer it. His own article does the job!

He says there is "enormous wisdom in transferring the bank to private hands now, when its healthy books enable it to attract buyers". Healthy books made by whom? By his own figures, gross NPA fell from 21.25% to 2.32% and CRAR rose from 10.7% to 26.65% while LIC and the Government owned the bank. So the "healthy books" are the proof that public ownership worked, not a reason to end it.

He says it is best to close or sell PSBs "that regularly drain government finances". His own article says IDBI made a record profit of ₹9,513 crore in 2025-26. By his own test, IDBI does not even qualify for sale!

He says repeated support "amounts to throwing good money after bad". His own numbers: GoI put in ₹27,441 crore and LIC ₹26,367 crore. That money did not go waste, it built a bank earning ₹9,513 crore a year. Good money after bad is when the patient dies. Here the patient walked out of the hospital, and we are selling him at the gate.

He says GoI and LIC, with 15% and 19%, "stand to share in the benefits almost certain to accrue". If the benefits are almost certain, why sell 60.72% of them? And the sale brings ₹52,879 crore against roughly ₹53,800 crore of public money put in. Where is the fiscal gain?

He says worker and wage concerns "lacked empirical support", citing a study of 14 Vajpayee-era privatisations. Not one of them was a bank. And if he is so sure employees will be better off, the government should have no hesitation in giving IDBI staff written statutory protection. The union is asking for exactly that.

He compares it with Air India, sold with ₹61,000 crore of debt settled at taxpayers' expense. IDBI carries no such burden. One was bleeding, the other is earning.

His subheading says "non-strategic PSBs", yet his own last paragraph lists "banking, insurance and financial services" among the four strategic sectors of the 2021 policy, and his own caveat says "provided national security or strategic concerns are not at stake". So we must ask, who examined that before handing an Indian bank to a foreign group?

In 2018 I wrote about "अश्वत्थामा हतः" and how nobody hears "नरो वा कुंजरो वा". Today also, "biggest FDI" is announced loudly, while the turnaround under public ownership is said softly. And in December 2003 Parliament was assured majority ownership would stay. "रघुकुल रीति सदा चलि आई। प्रान जाहुँ बरु बचनु न जाई॥"

Keep 51%.

@DFS_India @narendramodi @nsitharaman

[Oblivious @PrimitiveBanker]

@Observer4s 100 में से 10 पौधे खराब नहीं हैं, पूरा का पूरा जंगल सड़ गया है।

देश को बीमार कर रहा है।

ये जो यहां परेड करते दिख रहे हैं, इनमें से 100% लोग भ्रष्ट बनेंगे। यही नियम है।

[Oblivious @PrimitiveBanker]

@mahaveer_chhipa Beware of such dogs

[Oblivious @PrimitiveBanker]

@Sandeep54885557 @idesibanda वो सब तो ठीक है पर Castiest नहीं Casteist होता है।
थोड़ा पढ़ लेता यहां बेज्जती नहीं करवा रहा होता।

और सुन बे मंदबुद्धि, आरक्षण नीतिगत मामला है, इसका विरोध करने से कोई जातिवादी नहीं हो जाता।
दिख मत जाइयो मेरी TL पर, तेरे जैसों को दौड़ा दौड़ा कर बेइज्जत करता हूं।

[Oblivious @PrimitiveBanker]

टैक्सपेयर का पैसा है, लूट सके तो लूट,
अंतकाल पछतायेगा जब कुर्सी जाएगी छूट।

आज के अखबार में फुल दो पन्ने का विज्ञापन।

[Narendra Nath Mishra @iamnarendranath]

बैंककर्मिओं के कामकाज की हालत,काम का दबाव टारगेट का "टॉर्चर"अब बहुत जानलेवा हो गया है!

सिर्फ चंडीगढ़ में पंजाब एंड सिंध बैंक में पिछले तीन दिन में दो बैंककर्मिओं ने सुसाइड कर लिया है!

इनकी कोई बात सुनने वाला नहीं है! लाखों बैंककर्मिओं की काम करने की दशा पर बात कीजिये!

[Oblivious @PrimitiveBanker]

@Ankarism और इस हालत में कुछ 174 IQ वाले लोग बोलते हैं कि आरक्षण आर्थिक आधार पर होना चाहिए।

[बैंक का वसूली भाई 💴💰 @bankervoice]

One of most capable Chief manager of Punjab and Sind Bank (Airport road Mohali Branch) committed suicide today.

One more suicide case in banking industry due to extreme work load

@idesibanda

[Āsurā @iAsura_]

Democracy grants equal rights to stupid people to express their opinions... That's how stupidity becomes a pandemic in democracies.

[Oblivious @PrimitiveBanker]

@idesibanda तभी तो बिक गया।

अजगर करे ना चाकरी, पंछी परे ना काम
दास मलूका कह गए, सबके दाता राम

[Oblivious @PrimitiveBanker]

IAS के नाम पे ये कैसे कैसे भर रखे हैं? इससे अच्छे टिक टॉक के छपरी होते हैं।

[Hellobanker @Hellobanker_in]

An IAS officer shouts at and misbehaves with a female officer. The woman bravely confronts him. The government should conduct an impartial inquiry into the incident, which took place in Jammu and Kashmir.

[Oblivious @PrimitiveBanker]

@idesibanda Poora ka poora Dharmendra Pradhan uda diya agle ne.