ur mom

some sort of being

[✨soda somollyaye✨ @hellomollz]

@sagistarbb see, what we NEED to be doing is releasing our inhibitions and feel the rain on our skin.

[ur mom @PrincessB_326]

Me: thinking i talk like a sophisticated sexy scholar with a touch of westcoast

Him: you literally sound extactly like kristen from laguna beach

Me, knowing damn well he’s correct:

[ur mom @PrincessB_326]

Me: fuck you, ill ruin ur life i fucking hate you
Him:

[ur mom @PrincessB_326]

I have such a huge crush on Rosamund Pike like its not even that im sexually attracted to her or i want to be her, i just appreciate her in her glory, her existence gives me serotonin

[ur mom @PrincessB_326]

The beginning of true love

[ur mom @PrincessB_326]

@jooolibear

[ur mom @PrincessB_326]

In theory basically every man is a hotdog stand

[ur mom @PrincessB_326]

no thoughts just

[ur mom @PrincessB_326]

@Lucy_A_Dinosaur @LawNovice Oh lucy lol

[ur mom @PrincessB_326]

adventures with lucy!! 🦕 🦖

[BRYCEWOLLMANN!!! @TheBigAndSexy70]

Friendsgiving and everyone gets a rotisserie chicken and a 4loko

[milk @milkstrology]

absolutely no one:
taurus, aquarius, gemini, aries:

[ur mom @PrincessB_326]

@TarotByBronx YES 😭

[ur mom @PrincessB_326]

@BrotiGupta Him after eating that raid

[𝖏𝖆𝖍 ツ @fullautojayy]

shrek and fiona actually chose being ogres over being white