Princess First Daughter (PARODY)

Parody STAFFER, 💰 laundress, 👠 design thief, sweatshop owner, inventor of voting 🗳 machines Don’t DM me

[Princess First Daughter (PARODY) @PrincessFirstD1]

I don’t open DMs. I don’t want to see your penis and I’m not going to approve your immigration application or send you money

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@SteveBenedict17

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@IvankaTrump I have no idea what I’m actually talking about

[Princess First Daughter (PARODY) @PrincessFirstD1]

@e_kehoe @IvankaTrump I met him before. He damn near tackled me when I tried to get a picture with his mom. Told me I had to go sit with Sofia, whoever she is. His brother Andrew is more my type

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@Discerner_In @IvankaTrump And don’t you ever forget it!

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@ChristinaKille7 @IvankaTrump @TrumpGirlLove Sacrifice? Oh yes, I sacrifice so much!

[Princess First Daughter (PARODY) @PrincessFirstD1]

@Chatkyish @IvankaTrump He had to help me load all the cutlery into our vehicle

[Princess First Daughter (PARODY) @PrincessFirstD1]

@JohnJohn873453 @IvankaTrump Uncle Jeff!

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@Josea_info @IvankaTrump Bow before moi!

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@democratsa91284 @IvankaTrump Yes, yes, I am! And first in line for the American throne

[Princess First Daughter (PARODY) @PrincessFirstD1]

@WLFISCAMMERS @IvankaTrump Oh please, you’ll have to find me first! Uncle Vlad promised to take good care of moi

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@TrumpGirlLove @IvankaTrump @HomerWhite Thank you for acknowledging that I truly am royalty and helping us bring the monarchy to American government

[Princess First Daughter (PARODY) @PrincessFirstD1]

@hilltopper1964 @IvankaTrump Which country is yours?

[Princess First Daughter (PARODY) @PrincessFirstD1]

@LelszJacki62759 @IvankaTrump Didn’t ask for it!

[Princess First Daughter (PARODY) @PrincessFirstD1]

@GratefulGresh @IvankaTrump Silly you? Daddy likes boobies!

[Princess First Daughter (PARODY) @PrincessFirstD1]

@Brendaleeann @IvankaTrump Enjoy it now! Daddy’s gonna bulldoze it to build the new Trump Tower Washington and Spa by Ivanka

[Princess First Daughter (PARODY) @PrincessFirstD1]

@IvankaTrump I took all this home with moi. You peasants don’t need it. Not sure why that old bag Carmen’s getting attention

[Princess First Daughter (PARODY) @PrincessFirstD1]

@IvankaTrump Me and Jayson. I don’t know why he thought it was ok to touch moi

[Princess First Daughter (PARODY) @PrincessFirstD1]

@IvankaTrump Here I am again with starter husband Jaylen, my brother Enoch, wannabe me wife Lorna, and some weird chick named Timpani who says she’s my sister. AS IF!

[Princess First Daughter (PARODY) @PrincessFirstD1]

@IvankaTrump Posing in front of the open door so I won’t blend into the wall as I model my butt implants for you

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@IvankaTrump @Reem_Acra Behind the scenes 🎬 of yet another magical night when I remind you I’m stealing your money and show off my new face! 🇱🇷🇦🇺