Helen

Find me at my sewing machine 👗

[Helen @PrincessH85]

@snr_blanco71 @XsanmarX @Bubblebathgirl @OliLondonTV This reads as “sure, assault my wife as long as I get some free, cheap fizzy wine!”. 🤢

[Helen @PrincessH85]

Whatever I told you my handbags were worth… triple it when you sell them please 😰😂

[Helen @PrincessH85]

@gobbyburd @PostOffice @1874si At £3 per minute? Nope.

[Helen @PrincessH85]

@PostOffice @1874si REPLY TO MY DMS PLEASE. IT IS VERY URGENT. Not just about a closed post office. I can’t view any transactions on my currency card and I can’t top it up.

[Helen @PrincessH85]

@PostOffice @jackie_burnett @RoyalMailHelp Please reply to my DM as soon as possible, I am stranded abroad with no way of topping up my currency card.

[Helen @PrincessH85]

@Cobratate

[Helen @PrincessH85]

@SoVeryBritish “It’s not my job to do that”

[Helen @PrincessH85]

@liamcros @piersmorgan I mean the fact he authorised and stood by “journalists” that hacked a dead girls phone was worse.

[Helen @PrincessH85]

@andipeters has got me sobbing right after finishing my makeup. 😭He is my most favourite person from the telly ❤���

[Helen @PrincessH85]

Things me and Big T* have cried about @ our romantic night away: the spa being full, our food arriving cold after 50 mins in the restaurant, a proposal in said restaurant, running a bath and the water being brown...

*me, not Big T. Ever. At any point. 😑

[Helen @PrincessH85]

There is no greater Christmas film than #LoveActually

[Helen @PrincessH85]

@CliveWallace6 Clive, Clive, Clive... dragons do not exist!

[Helen @PrincessH85]

@JPnosnoopers @rs_hole @LaurenNotLozza Nah, I’m good. I get enough attention at home 😉😊

[Helen @PrincessH85]

I can’t express how much I love Evelyn on #corrie. She is literally the only reason I watch it now. So funny!

[Helen @PrincessH85]

I loved this 😍 mainly because I genuinely wanted to be this guy circa 2011/2012 only with @NICKIMINAJ or @kanyewest...I used to practice my #poshrap every morning in the car on the way to work 😂

[BBC Radio 1Xtra @1Xtra]

Alex you absolute legend 👏

This kid just smashed @Santandave1 x @ajtracey’s ‘Thiago Silva’ live at #Glastonbury2019 #BBCGlasto 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Helen @PrincessH85]

#Yewande is my fave #Loveisland contestant by a million miles 😍 such a babe and such a head on her 💁����‍♀️

[Helen @PrincessH85]

I mean! He’s planned the whole of Sunday around celebrating Milos 1st birthday 🤔 I’m not the only one around here that’s obsessed with him 💁🏼‍♀️

[Helen @PrincessH85]

Did Big T really just tell me not to get “too attached” to our puppy because he’s “just a pet” 😱

[Helen @PrincessH85]

My boy is on his way home! 🥰 it’s been a loooong week-especially when I got trapped in the porch.

But the ironing is up to date, house has been pristine all week, I’ve even deep cleaned ready for Christmas! & I’ve spent about 25% on the weekly food shop... good job I ❤️ him 💑

[Helen @PrincessH85]

@Anna30566420 😂😂😂 my first thought too!