Dr. PrismsNotPlates

Surveyor of the Twitterverse with an eye towards science, current events, and growth in three dimensions.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

This will only be effective if EVERYONE refrains from tweeting (X-ing?) on August 1st a/k/a #TweetlessTuesday. Let's show the owner the POWER OF THE PEOPLE. Honestly, would it kill you to keep your thoughts to yourself for 1 damn day? Read a book! 👀 #August1stTweetOutDay

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

*Youth pastor voice* You guys know who else got 'hammered' on Easter weekend?

[Matt the Buff Joker @ToS_Respecter]

The cool thing about capitalism is you can have a nice house (on 30 year mortgage) and a good job (that could be stripped from you at any time for any reason, left to beg on LinkedIn) and still wake up in the middle of the night feeling fucking trapped

[Miller Group @MillerGroupYale]

Congratulations to Dr. Naudin van den Heuvel, the Miller Lab's newest Ph.D.! We wish our resident rhodium expert luck as he begins a career in patent law!

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

the best part of wearing a cardigan is doing the divorced mom wrap around

[NYTimes Vows @NYTvows]

"I married my best friend," gushed the bride, standing next to 6 women who spent $8K apiece to support & celebrate her in that life event.

[weird medieval guys @WeirdMedieval]

a poem written by an unknown irish monk in the 9th century about the similarities between him and his cat named pangur bán

[Jimmy Wales @jimmy_wales]

Not for sale.

[ᐯIᑕTOᖇ ᑎIᘔET @victornizet]

one small consolation of turning 60 this year is the ability to submit to 𝘔𝘈𝘛𝘜𝘙𝘌 family journals — sure they’re low impact (for our knees) but they have an early bird special if you submit between 4:00 and 5:30 on weekdays

[Kate Rozansky @KateHavard]

Just found out husband has been getting toddler to listen to Tom Waits by telling him it's the Cookie Monster

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

The New York Times covering trans issues (parody)

[Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander]

I'm watching the Ye/Fuentes/Jones interview now and lemmie tell ya, I hope Ben Shapiro is coming to grips with exactly what about 40% of the Republican Party secretly believes

[Dr Meming @Dr_Meming]

Dunno about you but this is my current mood

[CK @charley_ck14]

If there’s a movie about Elon, I want him to be played by Kathy Bates.

[Jaime Martín @Jaime_Chem]

Sometimes you just need a little tap #chemistry